Chair-Assisted Dry Jelqs

I think I have stumbled onto a new techniqe that may work wonders for my girth: “Chair-assisted dry jelqs.”

Q: So what are “chair-assisted dry jelqs?” A: Sit on the edge of a chair, backwards, with the shaft of your unit hanging over the edge. The base should be wrapped with the Therawrap (or something similar) and pressed on the edge of the chair. (Note: this is the only part of your dick that actually touches the chair — the part wrapped in the Therawrap. The skin of your unit should never touch the chair.)

From here, you just slowly rock forward and back, side to side, in small movements — almost like you’re doing your girl and putting extra pressure on her clit. With every press forward, the Therawrap is forced down your shaft a little, which expands the upper half of your dick tremendously — like a super intense dry jelq. The slower your movements, the more intense the expansion is, just as in jelqing. After a while — and I did this for more than 20 minutes — it almost felt like edging. I was SUPER (and I mean SUPER) hard, and precum was dripping everywhere. (I didn’t want to stop, and I’m sure had I stuck with this for another 30 minutes or so I would have exploded everywhere, lol.) My head was incredibly expanded and red, and had that smooth look indicating that the skin was really stretched good. Dry jelqing never felt so good! And the best part is my hands weren’t worn out afterwards! It’s been several hours and I’m still throbbing down there and much, much thicker than I usually am this long after a workout.

Anyone else ever try this?

(See my IPR Routine progress thread for how I incorporated the technique into today’s PE workout.)

Sorry, I don’t get it. Don’t suppose you have a pic or a diagram of this?

Yeah, kinda hard to explain. Maybe I’ll take a pic to illustrate when I get a chance. In the meantime, let me try again: The basic motion consists of pressing the wrapped base of your penis against the edge of the chair and rocking so that the wrap moves up and down the shaft, which creates the dry jelg effect but much more intensely. Your body is positioned ahead of/above your shaft, which is pressed against the edge of the chair (that’s what I mean by sitting on the edge of the chair backwards) and erect as a result of the pressure. As you rock back and forth, keeping constant contact with the edge of the chair, your body weight and the wrap intensify the effect of the erection — like doing hands-free, erect dry jelqs. Does that make it any clearer?

Clear as mud. So, so are kind of fucking the chair?

I guess you could say that. Sort of a high-mounted position, where the base of your dick is doing all the work. In this case, the effect is to put tremendous pressure on your erect dick with each stroke — this is where the analogy to the dry jelq comes from, although they are usually only done partially erect.

I’m sorry, but I also have absolutely no idea what we’re supposed to be doing here, lol.

It sounds really interesting and I would like to try it… but I really don’t understand.

Could you maybe draw a couple of crappy pictures in paint or something to try and help explain?

I believe this is what hes talking about. Your Penis is pressed downward against the edge of the chair as seen here.

2 minute Paint job.

Thanks, biggerjohnson, you spared me the work of drawing a picture myself or taking a picture. Your illustration is dead on. In this position, pressure is placed on the wrapped base of your penis. As you slowly rock forward and back, side to side, the wrap is forced forward on your unit slightly, which causes your erection to intensify with each stroke. Over 10-20 minutes you get INCREDIBLE engorgement/expansion like the most intense dry jelqs you’ve ever done. The best part is that it feels good while you’re doing it and you don’t have to wear your hands out. I’m definitely going to experiment with these over the next few weeks by replacing my clamped bends.

If you ever worried about being caught while doing PE, this is not for you. Jelqing can be misunderstood to be spanking the monkey, but this… I wonder what an un-initiated observer would think? And what would you say?

No problem man. I had an idea of what you were talking about and hoped the drawing was pretty accurate.

What type of chair are you using? Can it be one with a cushioned seat because I dont have any that are just a hard wooden surface?

Well, Mgus, the truth is you probably could spank the monkey using this technique. Probably not the most efficient method, but as I state in my earlier description, I’m pretty sure if I had stuck with it another 20 minutes or so there would have been an eruption. As for what the un-initiated would think — what would s/he think about any of the techniques described in this forum? I guess this is why most of us are rather stealthy about our PE activities, lol.

I using a wooden chair. I think you pretty much have to use a chair with a firm edge — doesn’t have to be hard, but it has to be firm enough to put pressure on the wrap so that when you rock you get the dry jelq effect. I don’t think a heavily (or even moderately) cushioned chair would work. If you don’t have a firm chair, why not try a stool, bench, or low table — anything you can straddle like in your diagram.

Anybody else try this yet? I’m curious to know what you think?

You’d need a good erection strength to do this.

This reminds me dvm51’s technique. It too uses the weight of the body.

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I’m very impressed with the two minute diagram in paint, lol.

Ok… so I have a couple of questions brianrex.

First, do you wrap your wang at the base really tightly like in clamping, or is it just wrapped so something can catch on the edge of the chair?

Second, how thick is the stuff that you wrap? I assume that it has to be fairly thick to catch the edge of the chair.

I’m not sure how this would work so much better than dry jelqing, but I’ll give it a try. Thinking about it… the wrap must be pretty tight right? Otherwise there wouldn’t be any pressure to force the blood forward… or am I wrong?

Yes, Mick, the wrap should be fairly tight so that when you rock forward and back it can pull the blood forward in your shaft like in a dry jelq. I use a Therawrap (from Homedics) that many guys on here employ as an ADS device. It was meant for the wrist, but works well for wrapping the base of your unit.