Originally Posted by monsterjohnson
Yes, I agree. Guys don’t communicate like that…on the hole.
:rolling:
On the hole? Which one? And who’s? Your comment, on the whole, isn’t very clear, but it’s evocative…
Originally Posted by monsterjohnson
Let’s see…a drunk chick was getting ready to blow me, flopped my penis side to side and said, “Where is it?”
Nice.
I hope you showed her, or at least that she figured it out.
Originally Posted by monsterjohnson
There was a one-night-stander who looked at me with a confused expression and said, “I always thought a guy would have to be so much bigger to make me feel that way.” Was that a compliment? WTF?!
Absolutely. That’s a perfect example of a compliment that is framed in such a way as to reveal someones unconscious prejudice.
Originally Posted by monsterjohnson
Gotta love those XX chromosomes.
You don’t actually. There’s always Brokeback Mountain. On the hole. :leftie:
Before: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you'll have to move real close.
After: I\'d like to show you something I\'m very proud of, but you guys in the front row will have to stand back.
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams (: