"Complaints"

It isn’t unusual for a guy to describe his cock by saying “I haven’t had any complaints.” What I wondered if anybody has actually ever had something you would classify as a complaint about your endowment, or is this just a nonsensical statement.

I wouldn’t call it a “nonsensical statement”: it’s more like the “fine” , or “allright” that you usually get when you ask someone how they’re doing.

Really, no-one is going to say, “I feel like shit today: did I tell you I just got divorced” when you first meet them. Likewise, nobody is likely to say, “Yeah, I’ve been told my penis is pretty tiny on a few occasions: one chick said she couldn’t feel a thing, another asked if it was in yet”. On the whole, except for places like this, guys don’t communicate like that.

Oh, and for the record, I’ve had no complaints.

GM

I got a “complaint” about my dick recently. I was told it was getting too big!

ModestoMan, that’s the best complaint of them all.

I got a complaint once.

She moved away, and cound not find any one to replace me.

No complaints from me or others regarding it’s usage in the past, or the present for that matter, and that’s the truth. (I wouldn’t tell you otherwise, anyway!)

However, although I secretly wished for a bigger one before I found Thunder’s Place, I will now admit it to all.

I WANT A BIGGER ONE!

Throughout the first 15 years of my marriage I had complaints about mine from my wife. Every one of them was related to his pursuit to be “sheathed”. On the occasions that she said yes, she would complain that I was too big for her. Now that I don’t pursue her any more, no more complaints.

Yes, I agree. Guys don’t communicate like that…on the hole.

Let’s see…a drunk chick was getting ready to blow me, flopped my penis side to side and said, “Where is it?”

There was a one-night-stander who looked at me with a confused expression and said, “I always thought a guy would have to be so much bigger to make me feel that way.”

Was that a compliment? WTF?!

Gotta love those XX chromosomes.

Whom, we can’t seem to satisfy those XX chromosomes can we, at least not all the time. If it is one thing it is another. Comments from the far side of my left brain.

Years ago I was working as a noght supervisor in a factory. A handful of us were sitting around shooting the breeze when one of the day guys came in. Another supervisor saw him and said “Hey, June, how’s your love life.” The guy broke down. He sat down and unloaded on us for about 45 minutes. Considering we barely knew the guy, it was weird.

Well, there you go.

GM

And now you’re building one! Isn’t that great!

That’s the thing I like in the US. Back in my home country when you ask “how you doing?” they will say the whole truth. Like “ohh my head is killing me”, or “Ifeel like shit”. Here is always “fine, good, ok, great” etc etc :D

I was 18 years old and straight out of high school when I became insecure. I had about a 6 inch cock with about a 4.5 inch girth. I had just finished high school in Florida and I was in Pennsylvania 3 weeks before my parents got there. My buddy brought his chick over and this girl Stephanie with him also. We all got into my hot tub in the Burgh’ and the chick he brought with him was really feeling me. We got out of the hot tub and then me and the chick were hanging out on my couch. We were watching a surfing video of mine and then she got up to go to the bathroom to change out of her bathing suit and to take a shower. I sat and watched the video and she came out upset from the bathroom. She was pissed that my buddies chick had taken her shorts she wore to my house. She put on my buddies chicks shorts and said that she felt she looked stupid in them. A few Labatt Blue’s later we were in my room. She said she felt uncomfortable wearing the other girls shorts because they were to big. She asked me if she could take them off and I said, okay. She took her shorts off and then layed down in bed with her back facing towards me. I started playing with her cooch and almost immediately she had an orgasm then 2 then 3.

Next she starts giving me head.

She proceeds to take my whole cock down her throat and put my whole sack of balls in her mouth at the same time. I was amazed and embarrassed at the same time because this chick just ate my whole cock and balls.

I told her that I had not blown a load in almost 2 weeks. She still wanted to tell her when I was going to cum.

I told her I was about to blow my load and she cuped my cock to catch the load. I have never to this day cumed as much as I did that night. I swear it had to at least of been a pint.

Moral to the story I have been PEing for two years now.

I have been with 5 girls since then.

Every girl has said my cock is huge and one of them could only half of it ( chick I work with at the library)

I am still dating my girl and playing the field because I want to show my cock to the world.

Then 6x 4.5
Now 7.34x 6.35 base girth with a 5.75 middy.

I inferred a complaint once when I’d had the best first date ever with a girl, she was giddy with excitement and talking long-term like she wanted to marry me when we climbed into bed at the end of the night, and by the next day she couldn’t even be bothered to answer a phone call from me (and I never heard from her again even though we lived in the same apartment building!).

In fact, that’s probably the event that kicked off a concern that ultimately led me to being here on Thunders four years later. Turns out I’ve always measured up above average. She was just loose — the loosest I’ve ever experienced by a considerable margin even though she’d only had sex with two guys before. I felt small at the time of the act though. And I could tell she felt I was small too (at least too small for her), especially when her interest in me had completely 180’d by the time I woke up in the morning.