Conversation after sex

I’ve gained about 1/8” FSL (no clue about EL) during last two weeks, and my penis feels a little thicker too due to my hc-routine. We had this short but interesting conversation with my girlfriend after having sex today at 8pm.

Note: I also just finished a prescription of a drug, which caused a bit weaker erections than normal.

Somewhat freely translated from finnish:

Me: That was pretty good sex.
GF: It was.
Me: Feels like I’ve got much firmer erection nowadays (*after done with that drug).
GF: True.

Moment of silence… dum da dum…

GF: It also looks bigger, but that can’t be… Penis can’t grow in your age anymore… My eyes are lying or something.
Me: *cracks up*
Me: still laughing… and laughing…
GF: WHAT?
Me: umm… krhm… You should wear eye glasses in bed too.
GF: Okay… *she looks stupid* but… never mind.

Situation over. Anyway, she seemed to be pretty confused after this convo. :) (She doesn’t believe in things like boogie man, Jesus or PE.)

The spoils of PE. Nice work!

I would love to hear that in finnish… :)

Here it goes:

Me: Sepäs oli ihan mukavaa seksitystä.
GF: Niinpäs oli.
Me: Tuntuu, että mulla on paljon parempi erektio nykyään.
GF: Totta.

Hetken hiljaisuus… dum da dum…

GF: Se näyttää isommalta, mutta eihän se voi olla… Eihän kulli tuossa iässä enää kasva… Silmät tekee temppuja tai jotain.
Me: *räjähtää nauruun*
Me: nauran edelleen… nauran…
GF: MITÄ?
Me: umm… krhm… Sun pitäis pitää silmälaseja sängyssäkin.
GF: Okei… *näyttää typerältä* mutta… unohda.

:chuckle:

^^^LOL!

grats bro

ITS GROWING baby ,ITS GROWING! At what point do you tell her .Your going to make her think she is going crazy.

Just say it is all her giving you the best sex of your life. Stroke her ego.

> At what point do you tell her?

I don’t know. To be honest, I haven’t really thought about that. Probably then when I have to. When I’m in dead end.

> Just say it is all her giving you the best sex of your life. Stroke her ego

That’s just what I’m telling her all the time during the act. ;)

I also had an intresting conversation after sex this morning:

Me: “Does my breath smell as bad as yours…?”

I’ve recently noticed that once you’re a good enough of a lay, it doesn’t matter what you say and she’ll still be happy. ;)

in finnish:

Minä: “Haiseeko mun hengitys yhtä pahalta kuin sun…?”

Tell her that her vagina is collapsing in on itself;

“Soon it will close up completely and begin to invert itself…”

Then tell her that the inversion will grow into a penis and she’ll will have no choice than to do you in the ass for pleasure…

That is what I would say, anyways.

Just don’t be stupid and use my excuses.

“I guess its a hormonal thing?!?”
“I took steroids in the past, and I\’m still regaining my natural size.”

I got caught.:morose:

Are you sure that you’re straight? ;)

Give her a bogus story on how she might be able to help make it even bigger. Like you heard a story of which you don’t know is true but they say frequent long blow-jobs make your dick grow. If she doesn’t believe that add that it only works if you make your PC muscle tired first so she can suck out the ligaments lol. You can even throw in that there is an entire website about it although you don’t have the URL and the ‘doesn’t hurt to try it out for a while’ argument.

Good luck!

Johan

The doctor warned me that this medication could cause a surge in hormones causing an increase in penis size. He also warned that blow jobs would only increase the hormones and therefore make it grow even more.

Dino