Conversation with my girl

Did I detect a hint of sarcasm?

Are you kidding? This baby’s off the charts!

Just to add.
My wife loves thickness more than length.
She knows about the PEing thing and says she can`t understand why I do this.
I used to be, up until about 12 months ago, 8.25 inches in length, a little over 6 inches in girth, used to pump alot. Have a pump cylinder 10 inches in length, 2.5 inches diameter, and could fill this easily although not in length.
I always asked the question about the size issue, she was up front about my size saying she was well happy.
When I told her that one day, I would like to be able to reach the end of th tube aswell, making my dick 10 inches in length, her eyes lit up and she stated that she would enjoy taking on the new length.
At the end of the day, some women will be satisfied, like in your case, although most women would love to be hammered by a big dick, and believe me, I wasn`t small, am still not.

BK……

BK,

What are you saying? First you say girth is important, not length. Then you say your wife wants more length. :confused:

Modestoman,

What I meant to say.was she loves girth, although more length would be a bonus.
When I show her the tube size, she dosen1t say no way am I having that size in me, she smiles and says she would enjoy the challenge.

BK……….

No sarcasm here. It’s a very “James Bondish” sort thing to do. In fact, in the directors cut of Goldfinger there’s a deleted scene in which Sean Connery badgers Honor Blackman (aka Pussy Galore) about the size of his winky.

James Bond: “Pussy, is my ding dong okay? Uh, I mean is it like, big enough?”

Pussy Galore: “Yes James, it’s fine.”

James Bond: “Have you had bigger?”

Pussy Galore: “Yes James, but yours is plenty good. Can we get back to business now?”

James Bond: “How many inches was it?”

Pussy Galore: “I don’t know. What do I look like, a board certified cockologist? I’d say eight inches”

James Bond: “Is that bone-pressed or non-bone-pressed?”

Pussy Galore: (Pussy stares at James like he’s lost his fricken’ mind)

James Bond: “Q told me about a special jelq technique that will turn my 007 into a 009 incher. I’m thinking about doing it two days on, one day off with a five minute hot wrap. Or maybe one day on, one off with a ten minute hot wrap. What do you think?

Pussy Galore: “Oh James, you sure know how to turn a girl on.”

The scene was deleted because the censors disapproved of the word, “cockologist”.

I see. She wants both length and girth. It looks like she found the right guy. :)

Funny you should mention that. I got a copy of Goldfinger from Blockbuster the other day and saw that scene. You’re right, it’s the “director’s cut” that I checked out. Just goes to show you, this PE stuff has been around for some time! Also, I find it interesting that Pussy Galore refers to the infamous 8 inches!

I don’t think the average woman would enjoy nor be able to take 10 inches anyway.

I’m just trying to find out what girth is best since we have an idea of what length is best (the 8inch rule I believe). Anyway, I’ve also wondered if a smaller diameter penis, thats realy hard (lest say 5.5” cir), is more pleasurable than a 7ich circumfernce thats jelly hard. No what I mean?? I heard John Holmes never achieved full ereaction and it was like putting in a ballon full of water. I would think a penis as big as a large cucumber and it’s firmness would hurt most women.

This has been discussed many times. The concensus of the ladies around here last time I checked as about 6”.

Hello everyone. This is Krtel’s sister. I was reading this thread and decided to post my opinion.

(yes, I know by brother does PE exercises, please don’t ask me questions about that)

Girth is a LOT more important than length. I mean, a long penis makes me aroused, it’s visually attractive and nice to hold but what matters most is how if feels inside me. So, I would prefer a thick penis with average length than a long penis with average girth. I can assure you most women think like that.

Having sex with a long penis can be painful if he doesn’t know what he’s doing. If he does know what he’s doing, sex with a long penis is not painful but it has no advantage compared to sex with an average length penis (it makes no difference in most cases).

But sex with a thick penis has clearly its advantages and I always get more pleasure that way. You men are always worried with the length of your penis but true size is mainly given by girth, in my opinion. I won’t consider a 17 cm or 18 cm penis a big one unless it is thicker than the average. But I will consider a 15 cm penis (length) with good girth a big one.

By the way, I am not a very experienced girl. That is, I’ve had sex with 5 men until now (not saying that is not much, but it is not much compared to other girls out there). I haven’t reached 20 years of age though.

Sorry about any spelling mistakes.

For the non-metric in the room:

15 cm = 5.9 inches (decimal fractions)
17 cm = 6.7 inches
18 cm = 7.1 inches

I think I’m going to start using metric. I’m 19 cm and that sounds huge. ;)

In the name of PE science versache , I will perform an experiment for you . I will start off with my (ex)wife . I will seduce her and once I’m nailing her , I will take a break , wrap my dick with a couple of layers of gauze or cotton , slip a condom overtop , then rail her some more . I’ll repeat this procedure until she figures it’s too big and then “downsize” to where it feels best for her , confirm it , measure it , then take the whole package off and fuck until I blow my load in her hair .

Unfortunately , this would only be one woman’s opinion . I guess , in the interest of the experiment , I would have to repeat this procedure with many , many women of different ages , sizes , colors and varying degrees of hotness .

I’ll then have to compile some sort of graph to figure out what , if any , conclusive results I’ve obtained .

I’ll get back to you ………….:buttrock:

Oh , by the way , my girth is about 5 1/4” so I guess I’ll have to start there . If the best girth is 4 7/8” , the whole experiment will be for naught .