Damn Erection

I haven’t been posting much as I have recently received my free standing punchbag which is very fun :D

This is a very odd question, but I have my reasons for wanting this. Is there a safe way to lower my erection angle? (it is verticle and pretty much clings to my stomach, it wont go down very far as it is too hard and makes it impossible to do doggy style).

I know this is an odd problem, but it is severe. I also wanted to know if it is possible to make my dick SLIGHTLY softer (not quite so much blood being forced into it) I want it to be more pliable.

Thanks to anyone who takes this seriously :p

Possibly pushing down while erect for sets of 60 seconds, or downwards or BTC stretches may help I would think, but wait for more replies :D

Be careful for what you wish for.

I’d guess that flaccid stretching downwards should target the ligs enough to get the erection sligthly downwards; hanging might be the ticket, but with your history (hows that thrombosed vein?) maybe that is not an alternative.

Wanting to make your erection more pliable - no idea.

Yeah, I can’t hang right now cos my dick is still damaged (thanks for remembering).

I don’t actually know if its a vein or not, it is such a weird achey feeling. I am going to the docs about it when I get the chance.

:/D I think your avatar suits your personality very well my friend. :nodding:

I second that, g.

It will go down with age and use, at least mine did. It used to hug my belly button, now it sticks straight out.

Believe me, I am more like the mousetrap than the mouse ;) I just prefer to get the negative things solved on this site rather than posting about the good things. I keep my ego in a jar zigga :)

Next thing you know you’ll be wanting a smaller dick.

With time it will change, but I’d do some hanging to change your erection angle.

You’re working on this already, but just get a bigger dick. The added mass of your long, turgid, moisture-seeking Muscule of Love will result in a lower erection angle.

But yeah, also, get old. That’s worked for me.

PEst,

I cannot believe you have not yet seen a doctor after our last post-exchange on the subject! What does it take you do go to a medicine man? Threats backed up with a shotgun?

I’ve already booked my doctors appointment :P its for tomorrow, he is gonna refer me to some specialist.

Pest

Let us know how it goes at the doctors, good luck

To be honest, I wasn’t gonna talk about my dick to him at first - it is an emergency appointment because of stomach pains. But after reading the new posts in this thread I decided it is time.

Thanks for the support Dino :D

Get it checked out, and if the nurse or receptionist is hot and female, get her checked out.

Good luck.