Disadvantages of having a "big one"?

I’m not big (yet), but I’m discovering drawbacks to having a big dick.

When I’m in a traction wrap my flaccid hang is almost 6”. When I sit down on the toilet to take a dump, my weenie sometimes dips into the water or touches the side of the toilet (not good if it is not a clean toilet). Its kind of an awkward task trying to keep my dick out of the dirt while taking a crap. I can rest it on the seat in front of me but then I have to squeeze back to avoid pissing on the floor.

Do any of you dudes with a long schlong see any disadvantages to your condition… not necessarily serious?

I would think toilet seat discomfort would be a small price to pay for length, however I have a friend who has looked into size reduction surgery, because he says he has never met a woman who can take his length, that he has never enjoyed the joy of being able to bottom out, or to slam a woman very hard. His wife is very small and is always having bladder problems and bruises to the cervix. Her GYN recommended her husband wear a foam donut (spacer) device. He wears three of them but says he still can’t slam her without hurting her. I told my girlfriend this and she said, “Yeah, bring him over sometime, bet I could take it.” Yeah right, my little size queen, that’s why I love her. Anyway, to me that is more of a length problem than a little toilet water. But I know what you mean, when I’m traction wraped I have to hold mine out of the toilet. I can only dream it will be that way someday on its own.

BG

I find that I can still avoid the toilet water just by sitting back on the seat and upright. Good posture avoids dick soaking.

You could buy a toilet in another coutry, some are designed totally differently.

Yep, you wouldn’t have this problem with a German or most other European toilets.

Come on now. That is like a hanger saying he has to shit standing up otherwise the weights crack the bowl.

I would suggest you put on your wrap after you take a dump.

LOL!!!!!!

Gprent101, your comment started my day!!!!!

Big Girtha: Sounds like your friend likes to brag….or he is a really bad lover. Most likely both.

Yes he would. His dong will still touch the side of the bowl. It’s really grose. I use toilet paper to cover that area.

Maybe your girl’s friend, as you told, has a tiny pussy and he’s not very lucky. What’s the advantage of having a big tool if you can use it?
I think that is definitely a length limit. I wouldn’t enjoy controlling myself while having sex.
A 8 1/2 cock would be enough for me.You can also scare the hell out with a girthy dick and she’ll cum more.

GF

Disadvantages of having a “big one”?
Have not found a single one as yet.

What the hell are all you fools talking about with the toilet water shit??
That’s a bunch of crap, you all have shitty toilets methinks… “splash out” on a decently designed one where the water is not overflowing.

Second the baseman’s comments.

I have a small dick and I’m so glad because It doesn’t dip into the water when I take a dump !

Is that what we were supposed to say?

I just take my dick and throw it over my shoulder before sitting down.

Titan,

I didn’t know Einstein had such a big dick? Beware of not strangling yourself.

That’s how Einstein came up with his general relativity theory. While sitting on the toilet, his dick was dangling down in the deep end of the bowl and he accidently flushed. His dick was getting a serious swirly and the image made him think of a gravitational vortex. From there it was a simple series of mental leaps to arrive at a curved space/time model of the universe.