Disadvantages of having a "big one"?

Like 6.25” is where I think I was when it started happening.

Well, if you have a big butt and have to shift a bit forwards to take a shit then your dick enters the dreaded bowltouching zone. So there might be more to it!

I think it really depends on the toilet. For mine, you’d need to hang over 12” soft to touch the water level (low flow Canadian toilet).

Now if you are talking about touching the rim or other parts of the bowl, the chances of touching are a lot higher, so you always need to be somewhat careful.

What I would think would work is to put something next to the toilet boil to put your feet on while taking a dump in order to lift your knees up which would give you more leverage and help you poop better.

This is literally the dumbest thread I’ve read on these forums.

I find it amazing when 13 year old threads that haven’t been touched in all that time, just reappear and take on a new life. It’s incredible that a topic such as this still has a way of getting guys to talk?

Well, just for the record, I can’t say I have this issue and I’m sure I never will.

This ‘shitting-with-dick-tip-in-the-water-problem’ is dumb as hell. I’ll perform ablutions/baptism of my cock in the toilet 7 times as a daily ritual if it will appease the gains gods.

Besides all a y’all is shittin wrong anyhow. Ya daddy taught ya wrong boy. (see pic)

Some real problems:

-not acceptable to show of on instagram like ass n’ tits (female sexual ornamants)
-Work so hard for something you cant openly broadcast
-no reason to fear talking to women
-other men and friends might resent you or mistrust you.
-Some smaller women might actually not enjoy having sex with you
-spend all your time looking use your big dick fucking left and right, instead of working on your life and getting important stuff done.
-Jealousy
-Unwanted attention

That’s the magic of being mostly dominated by testosterone, we can talk calmly about almost anything in a professional, respectful and eloquent manner.
Women would somehow go nuts over a subject like this, moaning and complaining what a living hell it is for them having their vagina’s touching the sides or the water, if it hung that is.

I love being a man, and I know I will love it even more having a big/huge dick, going for the latter while keeping hopes high.

Yeah, there’d probably be some arguments about their vagina flapping in the wind and whose flapped the least or something…That’d be a fun read. I bet some women get a kick reading about men calmly attaching medieval torture devices made in Home Depot to their dicks.

I agree with your assessment though. It might sound sexist (you can’t say anything without offending some group nowadays), but men are usually better at controlling their emotions than women. Emotion most of the time clouds rational and logical thinking. Suppress emotion, and you can make the most progress for rational arguments and discoveries.

With that said, obviously female doctors, scientists, and engineers exist, so I hope I avoided the feminist slap.

Right.

Thats why men have started every major war and killed billions of people including children and women.

There aren’t really any is the only answer this thread ever needed to have

Lmao I agree, like how this thread turned into one talking about girls and guys and their emotions when all OP was complaining about was his dick getting dipped in toilet water.

You’re kidding yourself if you believe there would be less war with women in charge. Many of them are just as power hungry as men.
You live in a fantasy land, IMO, if you believe otherwise. At the end of the day we’re all just capable of being stupid, irrational and easily fooled humans.
It’s a big flaw we as HUMANS share.

Just my 2 cents. Not trying to start a gender debate though, as it would never end, and everyone is entitled to their opinion.

Right.

Do a little research into countries with women in charge and their historical records of starting/initiating wars and get back to me.

I’m not going to derail this thread about dicks dandling in poop water any further and my apologizes to the OP and anyone else suffering from this problem.

It looks like you have succumbed to emotion, and consequently are not being rational.

I’ll clarify: I said that men are usually better at controlling their emotions, and that is true. Men and women feel the same emotion, but men are trained not to show it. Probably why men die younger, but who knows. Anyways, it should be pretty obvious that emotion and rational/logical thinking are opposites. If you can connect the dots, you’d find that people who control their emotions are ones who also happen to (stereotypically) be thought of as more rational.

Take gender out of the equation. Who would be a more rational thinker, Selena Gomez or George Washington? How about this: Justin Beiber or Catherine the Great?

Personally, I think women are latently smarter than men. But history has shown that the people who void themselves of emotion when accomplishing things are the ones who make the most progress, even if they are the less intelligent than women. But who knows…

Now, back to talking about dicks…