Do we love our cock too much? (Page 2)

11-16-2005, 06:57 PM

gameofinches

Originally Posted by Slender

No matter how hard you try, you will never love your penis as much as a woman loves her shoes.

Brilliant. Simply brilliant.

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11-16-2005, 06:59 PM

Dino9X7

I really do love my cock in fact I was so proud of him last night what a great job he did. I think their is a dick song thread floating around that was pretty funny.

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11-16-2005, 08:40 PM

godzila

I get funny looks from the mrs, like I’m obsessed, but she has had her tits done so why not….

We only get one dick why settle for anything other than your own perfection (within reason)

"If your not growing your dying"

"That which does not kill you only makes you stronger"

11-16-2005, 09:21 PM

vanloon

Originally Posted by chainz 8

I believe I am obsessive about my cock.

That’s why you are able to change it.

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11-16-2005, 09:31 PM

Kawaihae

I consider it more like a love-hate relationship. I figure I must really hate it, given all the clamping I put it thru.

I figure it hates me too, because sometimes it fucks with my mind.

11-18-2005, 04:39 AM

SWW007

I loved my cock 2 times today and let me tell you my girlfriend was pretty mad after she tried to love my cock for 20 minutes and he didn’t give her any love juice. I used to love my cock more often than that but it caused severe problems so now I had to come to an agreement with my girlfriend to only love my cock once a week, which shouldn’t be a problem as long as I stay busy. Really she tries to love my cock every chance she gets but I’ve been really busy when she’s not busy lately. It’s all good though.

SWW007

The only dumb question, is the question not asked. Goals: 7" Long not bone pressed 6" Girth

11-18-2005, 05:50 AM

Jethro

Yes I love my cock!
I love my cock when it hangs at 6 o’clock!
I love my cock when it is in a sock!
I love my cock when it is hard as a rock! I do I do
I love my cock when it is pleasing a girl I do!
I love my cock when it shoots it goo I do!
I love my cock when the girl says “eew all that goo”!
I love my cock cause it is so much fun!
I love my cock cause it is the only one!
I love my cock more than you I do!
And if you have problems with that PISS OFF!

I would like to give thanks to MIKE HAWK for the inspiration for this poem.

11-18-2005, 07:16 AM

velvetdivorce