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And what do you keep in it ?
Right now I have a zip loc bag with the PeniMaster, a latex glove for stretching, a rice sock, and vaseline. I hide it in with my spare computer parts in my closet as it is about the only place my fiancée won’t go into.
I have a small bag I keep in a locker on board. It contains a penimaster, BIB, circle device, three golf club weights, a flax-seed warming pad, wrapping stuff, some weather stripping, a sock, a bunch of cable-clamps (for uli’s and ball-stretching), and now my chicken-choker hanger, and soon a pump I ordered yesterday.
I enjoy thoroughly having the police or coasties board for a “courtesy” inspection (actually, the Jack Booted Thugs boarding my home without warrant or probable cause, pointing guns at ME a decorated disabled SF veteran, searching through all my worldly possessions, and in general running rampant on the constitution and civil liberties I bled for pisses me off immensely - but I do enjoy when they hit my “jackpot”). They get pretty funny about it sometimes. Who knows, some might even be here now due to my insisting that the crazy stuff works!
"In an honest Service there is thin Commons, low Wages, and hard labour; in this (Piracy), Plenty and Society, Pleasure and Ease, Liberty and Power; and who would not balance Creditor on this side when all the Hazard that is run for it, at worst, is only a sour Look or two at choaking. No, A merry Life and a short one, shall be my Motto."--Bartholomew Roberts
Pirate, do you live on a houseboat?
Loved going to Cuba! :)
I'm surprised that Americans can't go because their government says they can't!
No cascade, a sailing trimaran (three hulls, lots of sail, pretty fast for something driven by the wind).
"In an honest Service there is thin Commons, low Wages, and hard labour; in this (Piracy), Plenty and Society, Pleasure and Ease, Liberty and Power; and who would not balance Creditor on this side when all the Hazard that is run for it, at worst, is only a sour Look or two at choaking. No, A merry Life and a short one, shall be my Motto."--Bartholomew Roberts
So you live on a boat?
Loved going to Cuba! :)
I'm surprised that Americans can't go because their government says they can't!
I keep mine in a filing cabinet drawer in my office and try and keep the help out of it. Had to fend off a sister in law from finding my Bib and my kid from finding other misc toys just yesterday.
Damn PirateSteve, that’s a heck of a “kit”. Trimaran eh? I’ve recently taken some lessons on a catamaran out here in SC including a weekend trip to a local island and we’re getting ready to book a Moorings Cat in the US BVIs for next year.
A box containing:
It’s a big box.
"Be aware that there are several schools of thought here as well. Some seem to go with the hard and heavy approach. The sessions are brutal. You can hear them talking to their dick: You better grow mofo or I will punish you even harder tomorrow! Others seem to favor a more tender approach. Always listening to what their member is saying while massaging it gently and singing to it with a soft voice. If it is moody and not happy with new behavior, they always listen and are very understanding."
I have a bag.
It has a
PUMP
Power jelq (well it used to I just threw it away last night.)
Strawberry motion lotion
Get rock hard spary and lotion
KY
baby powder
home made stretcher
two butt plugs for the wife one big, one small
one 8” by 6” red dildo
Silagra Get hard pill
What are you gonna do? Sic your dogs on me? Or your bees? Or dogs with bees in their mouth so when they bark they shoot bees at me? I think Mr. Smithers picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when Im around! Its not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day. Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say youre prejudiced against all races. - Homer Simpson.
Shaving bag with Bib Hanger, wrap,ace bandages for traction and ADS wrapping, scissors, stick of cocoa butter.
Jones
My THUNDERBAG is a ziploc bag containing:
- My CHICKENCHOKER HANGER
- My CHICKENCHOKER BTC ADS device
- A roll of Ace Sports ( foam ) Underwrap
- A roll of 2” Ace self-adhesive bandage cut in half so it’s a 1” wide roll.
- A can of Desenex powder since I use the ADS up to 12 hrs a day.
- small scissors
I carry 2 weight plates separately. These have 2 large grasping holes so they look like a steering wheel. The plates are 5 lbs. and 2.5 lbs.
At home, I keep the bag in a shaving bag. At work, it’s in my briefcase.
Starting: 5 BPEL x 4.5 EG on 4/19/03
Latest: 6 BPEL x 5 EG on 2/17/04
Goal: 7 BPEL x 6 EG
Originally posted by PirateSteve
actually, the Jack Booted Thugs boarding my home without warrant or probable cause, pointing guns at ME a decorated disabled SF veteran, searching through all my worldly possessions, and in general running rampant on the constitution and civil liberties I bled for pisses me off immensely -
Aye Steven-
Makes you wonder who the real pirate is….
I have an aluminum locking tool case that looks like an oversized briefcase.
In it are all of the necesary items ;) a parachute ball hanger, two split steel ball weights, wooden ruler, sewing/cloth tape measure, clamps, wrap material, pipe insultaion, light chain with S hooks, 2 magnet embedded wrap around strips, rice sock and leather all day ball stretchers(2 sizes).
S
Today I will take negative thoughts and turn them into positive and productive actions. 7.00 BP x 4.75 GOAL 9.0 x 6.5
I like to keep my equipment in a pistol gun case with a lock.
Fire shall reign from above as shards of heated shrapnel hurl savage kisses to mortal flesh and shattered bone below.
For days, the dead hung in the air as dust.