Doing stretches while driving

Today after my martial arts training I was taking my groin guard off while driving home (I don’t shower at the center). Then I felt like doing some quick stretches but I ended up stretching the whole way back home until I came in my town (about 30 minutes).

I felt somewhat strange pulling my dick while driving, I even felt stranger when I saw a female colleague from work walking across the street. My only concern could be somebody passing by with a SUV, seeing me holding my dick.

Big Girtha used to PE while driving. I think he clamped while driving.

Kind of like texting while driving. A very bad idea.

Indeed.

A good way to get arrested, ha ha! …”actually officer, i wasn’t masturbating, I was doing a penis enlargement stretching exercise ..really, I swear!” :rolling:

I agree that texting and driving don’t mix. It’s much safer to drive drunk. At least you have got both hands on the steering wheel!

I used to do it all the time when I had a long commute. Tough to do around town though.

Texting is lot more dangerous, while stretching I keep my eyes on the road.
Clamping while driving would be too stressful for me and I wouldn’t keep a hard on.

I think I will keep a towel in the car ;)
As a teacher I can’t be seen like that but using those 30 minutes for some extra stretches will be very useful.

I stretch while driving too. Dark tinted windows help and it’s only easy when wearing something loose like soccer shorts. It’s a lot easier to reach from under and do it. Plus that keeps it mostly hidden as well.

So all those guys I see weaving around on the road aren’t texting after all. :eek:

Yeah, getting in an actcident with your pecker out.

A genuinely bad idea. Keep your hands on the wheel and your eyes on the road and your mind on driving.

Where do you drive so I can stay away from that area? Seriously, that can hurt other people.

What about fowfering while you drive? I’ve done it. Get in the car, tuck the ding-dong, then hit the road. Call it the tuck & roll.

If I want to get anything out of stretching I have to concentrate on it feeling right. It sure seems like you are putting yourself and others in danger. Be careful.

I see the potential for serious injury hanging whilst driving.