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I just say I am taking a dump
Lol…somehow I don’t think he wants to schedule “Taking a dump…” in his journal as a euphemism for PE.
Ironhammer
Start- May 2007: BPEL 6.5, NBPEL 5.5, EG mid 4.75, EG Glans 4.5
Now- July 13th 2007: BPEL 7, NBPEL 6, EG Mid 4 7/8, EG Glans 4 7/8
"You can't build a reputation on what you're going to do"- Henry Ford
How about “sharpening my weapon”.
Lol…somehow I don’t think he wants to schedule “Taking a dump…” in his journal as a euphemism for PE.Ironhammer
Hmmm. Then what about, physical and mental betterment?
How about “Dra mig själv i snoppeli plopp snoppen”?
Start around 2006-03 -- BPEL: 6.2" EG: 4.8"
Current 2008-04-27 ---- BPEL: 7.4" EG: 5.2" BaseGirth:6.1"
Later ------------------ BPEL: 7.87" EG: 5.9" :spin:
Evening routine. Morning routine. Etc.
Although “sharpening my weapon” is really good too.
Before: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you'll have to move real close.
After: I\'d like to show you something I\'m very proud of, but you guys in the front row will have to stand back.
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams (:
How about “Dra mig själv i snoppeli plopp snoppen”?
Yeah, there you go…that one wouldn’t look out of place in your journal. `:-)
Ironhammer
Start- May 2007: BPEL 6.5, NBPEL 5.5, EG mid 4.75, EG Glans 4.5
Now- July 13th 2007: BPEL 7, NBPEL 6, EG Mid 4 7/8, EG Glans 4 7/8
"You can't build a reputation on what you're going to do"- Henry Ford
Hello,I’m looking for some good euphemisms for penis enlargement that are not necessarily obvious…because somebody might see the list.
wunderwang,
In case by now you haven’t found a euphemism to write down in your journal for PE, just follow your own criteria.
However, I’m sure you’re intelligent enough to come up with something that no one would question or think twice about. After all, you’re smart enough to foresee the possibility of someone catching a glimpse of your list, you know the euphemism must not be obvious or questioned, and you know how to spell ‘euphemism’- never mind know the meaning to it. You know what to do. :leftie:
I really don’t see how this thread was helpful, other than for amusement purposes. :shrug:
Good luck. :thumbs:
Ironhammer
Start- May 2007: BPEL 6.5, NBPEL 5.5, EG mid 4.75, EG Glans 4.5
Now- July 13th 2007: BPEL 7, NBPEL 6, EG Mid 4 7/8, EG Glans 4 7/8
"You can't build a reputation on what you're going to do"- Henry Ford
Years ago I used to keep a daily journal which not only kept my business apointments, but also would include my dates etc., name, time and place to meet, etc. Most days were quite full of activities. Whenever I had a date and had sex, I would either circle that date, or mark a very small “x” at the bottom of the page.
If the evening was unsuccessful or disappointing, I would place a square over the date, or an “x” inside of a “square” at the bottom of the page. There was no connection with the name in doing it this way since there was so much business info also.
You can use any symbol that you want, and then if asked, just say
it’s a way to keeping track of taking your vitamins/pills, a special exercise, when you called home, etc., etc.
I hope you won’t have people that nosy, however.
Started 4/9/07: Bpel 4.438 Eg 3.750 - Fl 3.750 Fg 3.500
Now 07/08/09: Bpel 5.625 Eg 5.875 Fl 4.625 Fg 5.813....Goal: Bpel 7.500 Eg 6.500 - Fl 5.500 Fg 6.000
"PE inorder to give more Happiness & Joy to yourself AND others!" Panos *** "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent" Eleanor Roosevelt.
Years ago I used to keep a daily journal which not only kept my business apointments, but also would include my dates etc., name, time and place to meet, etc. Most days were quite full of activities. Whenever I had a date and had sex, I would either circle that date, or mark a very small “x” at the bottom of the page.
If the evening was unsuccessful or disappointing, I would place a square over the date, or an “x” inside of a “square” at the bottom of the page. There was no connection with the name in doing it this way since there was so much business info also.You can use any symbol that you want, and then if asked, just say
it’s a way to keeping track of taking your vitamins/pills, a special exercise, when you called home, etc., etc.I hope you won’t have people that nosy, however.
The best advice yet :leftie:
Ironhammer
Start- May 2007: BPEL 6.5, NBPEL 5.5, EG mid 4.75, EG Glans 4.5
Now- July 13th 2007: BPEL 7, NBPEL 6, EG Mid 4 7/8, EG Glans 4 7/8
"You can't build a reputation on what you're going to do"- Henry Ford
“Personal Exospection”
11 JULY 2007 - BPEL: 5.5" EG: 4.75" NBPEL: 4.5"
11 JUNE 2008 - BPEL: 6.75" EG: 5.0" Base EG: 5.5"
KingPole is my Sensei - Goal: Just a little bit more - Progress/Routine - My Pictures - Perfect Measuring Technique
Personal Excoriation
Presidential Exorcism
Pointillist Expressionism
Practicing Elocution
Peotillomanial Ecstaticism
Proportionate Expansion
Pissing Explicitly
Placating Eohippus
Punishing Ernest
Priapean Enhancement
Picking Earwax
Posting Earnings
Pachynsis Effleurage
Plasticizing Elasticity
Pursuing Excellence