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Hello,
I’m looking for some good euphemisms for penis enlargement that are not necessarily obvious. For example, I don’t want to write down “15 minutes penis enlargement” in my todo list because somebody might see the list. I’m also not that comfortable with “15 minutes PE” because that might be deducible :P
So if you guys have any ideas for some good euphemisms, I’d appreciate it.
start: 6x4.8 (6.6bpel) goal: 8x6
PE is very good because everyone I know thinks, ‘physical exercise.’ It’s also the most plausible explanation should someone say, “What is that? Penis enlargement??” Then you say, “No you twit, ‘physical exercise!’ That makes a world more sense. Since you’re doing it in private it could be anything from aeorbics to calisthenics to whatever you want it to be. Not that it’s anyone else’s business but yours. Tell them you use that term because you remember it from grade school or something. It’s the term with the highest plausible deniability without having to manufacture some lies on the fly.
The people have always some champion whom they set over them and nurse into greatness...This and no other is the root from which a tyrant springs; when he first appears he is a protector.-Plato, Athenian philosopher and co-founder of Western Civilization (427 BC - 347 BC)
Yeah I agree, but if I go to the gym and exercise already, then the extra “PE” seems a little suspicious..
I’m probably just being a little paranoid
start: 6x4.8 (6.6bpel) goal: 8x6
That’s why I never wrote down anything. If you want to keep a journal keep it here in routines:) .
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Cockersize sounds Innocent enough. :)
What about “studying”, “meditation”, or “gym”?
Ironhammer
Start- May 2007: BPEL 6.5, NBPEL 5.5, EG mid 4.75, EG Glans 4.5
Now- July 13th 2007: BPEL 7, NBPEL 6, EG Mid 4 7/8, EG Glans 4 7/8
"You can't build a reputation on what you're going to do"- Henry Ford
…or “research” :-P .
Ironhammer
Start- May 2007: BPEL 6.5, NBPEL 5.5, EG mid 4.75, EG Glans 4.5
Now- July 13th 2007: BPEL 7, NBPEL 6, EG Mid 4 7/8, EG Glans 4 7/8
"You can't build a reputation on what you're going to do"- Henry Ford
I say, “doing my exercises”.
Going for 6 inches of girth, wish me luck.
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Praying perhaps?
Started: BPEL: 13 cm / EG: 10.5 cm // 27-06-07
Now: BPEL: 14.1 cm / EG: 10.7 cm // 18-10-07
Goal: BPEL: 17 cm / EG: 13 cm // Soon ;)
Meditation? Lol
Masturbation practice.
If anyone catches me they’ll just think I’m being a typical man and jerking rather than jelqing.
LWH
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Since I usually PE in the bathroom, I just say I am taking a dump, then a little reflection before I bathe.