Fill in the blank: My most embarrassing PE moment was _____

…when I went to the gym today wearing my post-PE cock ring. Took it off before my workout and placed it “safely” in the velcro back pocket of my sweat pants to avoid any mishaps on the gym floor. Unfortunately, said velcro wasn’t secure and as I later returned from the shower, dropped my towel, and reached for the sweat pants, the 1 3/4” cock ring fell out of the pocket, hit the floor with a loud clang and rolled half way across the locker room. One of the five or so guys getting dressed at the time picked it up and handed it to me without comment. Embarrassed as hell, I said, “Thanks,” and got the hell out of there as fast as I could.

LOL. I doubt he even knew what it was. If he did would he have been so eager to pick it up?

No embarassments so far, but in my mind I have a constant imagined one that replays. My wrap comes loose and all four golf swing weights spill down my pants leg and onto the floor as I’m talking to some honey. That’d be rich, I’m sure.

That would be rather embarassing, lol.

I don’t care much about it now if someone’s knows about my pe. But if I had your dick, I would haven given him a shameless smile. Ha!

This didn’t happen to me but this thread is probability the worst and funniest thing that has ever happened to anyone with or doing PE. You have to read the whole thread and it’s worth it.

Caught in the Act

LOLOL!!! Good find, SNM!!! Now, that’s an EMBARRASSING PE moment! Puts mine to shame.

I once got caught PEing by my mother. Last week I nearly got caught by our real estate agent (who has a key) who thought no one was home and had clients with him.

Haha! That’s rich man… I’ve had a hanger fall down the leg of my sweat pants and just sit on my foot about to fall out, barely covered by my sweat pants. But then I slowly backed away and kicked it behind a ledge. Yeah…

Nearly PE-related: A few years ago, I was restoring my foreskin, and had a “cone” apparatus taped onto my foreskin, and an elastic band hooked onto the cone, and stretched around to attach to my briefs in the back. Nice tension.

I went squaredancing. I was in the middle of a “tip” (a 3-minutes or so dance routine), when the elastic clip popped off, and I could feel the cone and padding inside start creeping down my pants leg. Since I was in the middle of a dance routine, swinging arms and partners, I tried to reach down with one hand to catch the apparatus by holding onto the outside of my pants leg, with my other arm around my partner. The other dancers of course noticed, because I was no longer dancing with both hands, and had one hand squeezing “something” though my pants, below my crotch…probably with a look of panic on my face. It took a couple of minutes, but I managed to stuff everything back inside my briefs before anything hit the floor. An kept on dancing.

No one asked what I was doing, although all 7 dancers were watching my strange moves. I never tried that again.

-Damfino

@biranrex

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@Damfino

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