Fluent in Russian?

I need a little help from someone that is fluent in Russian.

Russian Member is a Russian member.

I am not fluent in Русский язык.

Russian Member was last active on 09-06-2011, one day before this thread was started. Bad timing, but hopefully he will be back soon. Whatever happened to Boris and Natasha?

Won’t get you to fluent; however, the FSI has some excellent basic language resources.
FSI Russian Language Course

I hope there’s a good story behind this.

We lost contact to our asset in the Caspian region. The operation is going to be fucked if we do not find him real soon, that’s why.

Pretty much the truth.

I don’t know if this is what you had in mind Thunder but you might want to check the site out just for the fun of it.

Free Translation Online

You aren’t thinking of getting one of those Russian women I see all over the internet are you? Sorry for being intrusive if you are.

No. :) No Russian woman for me.

I need more than just a translator.

Not even Anna Chapman?

Well, if you are buying…..

Hello! Never posted before.. I’m from Russia. How can I help you?

Anna is too high maintenance for me to afford. Sorry, I have no extra Rubles to support her lifestyle. I might be able to swing a couple of Kopecks for a night of passion with Madame Blavatsky for you though! Enjoy!

We may havw

We may have a winner here. ibull thanks for stepping up to the plate. What do you think Thunder/

I’m also from Russia. I can help somehow as well.

So 6 years you have been lurking and a request for help got you to post for the first time? ;)