I’ll tell you guys a little Naked-Farm story, as it applies to large flaccid showers at the camps we frequent.
There is this one guy that comes out to one of the nudist camps we go to a lot. He without a doubt has the largest flaccid I have ever seen, even in porn.
First off, the guy is a very small man, short and skinny, probably wouldn’t weigh 90 pounds soaking wet. But his dick is huge. I know it is not as big as it looks on his tiny frame, but he is a total shower in every since of the word, and that monster dick is always swinging down close to his knees when he walks around. It honestly looks like a 9X7 flaccid. It almost looks comical in proportion to his skinny little body. The guy is not very good looking, but he doesn’t have to be. Women can not keep their eyes off that dick.
It is really funny to watch the expressions on people’s faces when they see it. No one can look away, when he passes by someone, their eyes always go to that big tool automatically. It is almost impossible to talk to the guy without staring, or at least looking down.
Last weekend he was at the camp again. Mrz G. and one of her girlfriends, Bonny, were teasing him about his dick being so huge. Both women had been drinking quite a bit, we all had. Then out of the blue, she, Mrz. G. asked him how big it got when it was hard. We were all four in the hot tub, and he was sitting on the edge but his dick was actually hanging down almost in the water. He slurred something like, “Why don’t you see for yourself.”
Well, one thing about the little woman, she never turns down a dare when she is drinking. She started playing with the guy’s dick to see how big it would get. Then Bonny, our friend, not to be out done also started playing with his balls.
I actually got this on film, it’s pretty funny. The guy, who was plastered himself, sitting between these two drunken ladies finally started getting hard. It took a while, like lifting a crane, but it gave me time to grab my camera before they finally got him rock hard.
That dick reached way up above his navel. Both women could actually grip it in their palms and what looked like a good inch still stuck out of their hands.
The funny thing, his dick was still the same size, probably 9X7 or at least 9X6, but it looked no bigger than it did flaccid. The only thing different between his flaccid hang and his BPEL was the former pointed down and the latter pointed up. Quite honestly, I was much more impressed with that thing when it was swinging between his knees walking around the camp than I was with it bone hard in both of these two ladies hands sticking out the top. Neither Bonny or Mrz. G. was interested in having sex with the guy, because he really is butt ugly, but they were fascinated with that big hood ornament.
With all the years of PE I have done here, I’ve still not gained much erect length, but have gained a ton of girth. Like our buddy at the camp, (The Dick with Legs), I have developed, the kind of heavy total volume that also looks more impressive flaccid than hard.
I also get a lot of double takes and stares from folks at the camp, and this always makes me feel good about myself. But I don’t get the same kind of looks and double takes he gets. I’ve watched the expressions on women’s faces when they pass by this guy. Once he is by them they always smile, some giggle, and most of them whisper something to whoever they are with.
I couldn’t care less about having a dick so big it is unusable balls deep when it’s hard, like his probably is, but I’d kill for a hang like that.