Horses vs. Cables

What we got here are two contenders for the girth builder extravaganza ‘07 world title. And no, they can’t go to a bar together, get drunk, and decide to work together. Dicks payed good money to see this fight (: .

In the red trunks and left corner, two handed squeezes (horses), and in the blue trunks and right corner we have clamping (cables, ties, hoses). Refereeing the match tonight is your own official, Official Dick. This is the championship match for the girth builder extravaganza ‘07 world title. Now we want a good clean fight and NO hitting below the belt. Constricting is allowed and a good, healthy, expanded unit is expected. Ding…ding…ding.

Just for fun, place your bets and state your increases.