How to best measure a curved dick?

My dick has a horizontal curve to the left. I have discovered that when I use a tape measure I get a longer erect legth than when I use a rule, though I would try and flatten it against the ruler as much as possible. I currently us the ruler as my standard measurement tool but have noticed that I have a few more inches when I use the tape and place it against the outside curve.

Any good ideas of how to come up with the most accurate measurements? I usually carry out my measurements in the mornings when I wake up with a rock hard erect dick.

Measure flaccid stretched….. it eliminates the curve (I guess, unless it’s REALLY bad)

But isn’t a flaccid stretched measurement always a bit more than erect bone-pressed measurement?

Ant

I think it depends upon the purpose of the measurement.

If it is to have a baseline, then you should do what provides the most consistent measurement. I think that’s sort of the logic behind bone pressed measuring.

If the purpose is the boast, then do the one that is the longest, of course!