I answer ALL newbie PE questions Tomorrow Noon

Well, in the literal sense a penis is that fleshy pendulous appendage you have between your legs. The penis serves as both a route for eliminating liquid waste (urine) and for transporting semen during ejaculation. In order to inseminate the female, the penis must become erect in order to penetrate the female and to aid in the expulsion of semen during the contractions of ejaculation. However, “the penis” also has a much greater meta-physical meaning. Some have speculated it is something akin to antlers, in that larger penises are a sign of virility and status. Additionally, in society the penis has come to embody a man’s “manliness”. So psychologically, for many men, the penis is much more than just the physical penis. Curiously, most men view their penis as smaller than it is in reality, similar to the phenomenon of body dysmorphic disorder. Getting a handle on this discrepancy can in fact lead to a type of penis enlargement of a psychological type.

No, but the server would likely crash. Additionally, some might view this activity as “gay”.

I thought it was “ghey”. :D

And yes if I could chat and masturbate at the same time I would be happy.

Does chatting while masterbating affect gains, West? Cause that is a completely different scenario. :leftie:

Difficult. No way to do it without permanently injuring yourself or using surgery. Minimum time for a 2 inch gain is at least 6 months in my opinion. IF you want to see how fast other members have gained, check out this graph. I wouldn’t worry about your problem too much. Just make sure you get her real horny and close to orgasm before taking your pants off. Also, do it in the dark.

Thanks for neglecting my question.

A newbie is someone who is still learning about PE.

If, while spanking our monkeys at the same time, we all talked in chat about how homosexuals shouldn’t be allowed to marry… would that un-gay it? But that would knock the ghey factor way up wouldn’t it? Modern English confuses me.

I’ll strike some controversy. Mar·riage ( P ) Pronunciation Key (mrj) n. The legal union of a man and woman as husband and wife.

Just trying to take guestions in the order they come, sir.

By answering my question, you’re either a liar or calling me a newbie! I’m going to cry. On second thought, I guess you didn’t say you’d answer newbie questions exclusively. I’m relieved.

Does the LOT theory work? Also which is better for gaining length, manual stretch or hanging?

It seems reasonable to me, but it is still only a theory. If you “feel” like you could gain by stretching your ligs then work on your ligs. I believe most if not all newbies could gain somthing by stretching/hanging straight down and “between the cheeks”. If you don’t gain something after a couple of months then switch things up. After your gains start to slow down then switch things up . Additionally, I support a multi faceted pe where you encorporate different exercise that target different areas in different ways. Use an ads, use a pump, jelq, hang. However a true newbie needs to learn the basics first, so start with the newbie routine so you learn how to do the different exercises and get a good grounding in the mechanics of PE. I wouldn’t worry so much about whether the LOT theory works or not, I believe in the mantra “just pull it”. I believe hanging to be better for length because it can be done for longer periods at higher weights. However, manual stretches target the tissues slightly differently, so I believe in both.

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Sorry ‘bout that, You’ve already answered my questions already. Didn’t read the last post.

For many reasons hanging is impossible to me. Can I “emulate” hanging by doing short sessions of manual stretches several times a day? and what is the best method of gaining lenght if I cannot hang?