I Hate when that Happens

So far the only negative point I can make towards PE is when I sit on a toilet and I forget to hold my dick up and it touches the WATER!!!

These day I have to sit on one cheek and lean to a side or hold my dick in my hand while I sit.

My personal favorite use the roll of bum wad and lay it on the toilet set in front of me and lay my dick and balls on top of it.

That way I can have my hands free to do my other favorite thing in the bathroom READ.

I don’t know my flaccid length I actually don’t know the correct way to measure it but the morning after a good PE session wouldn’t you know it plunk in the water!

It’s becoming a common thing, yes I’m happy hopefully it’s growing but I still hate when he get a dunk!!

Wow, how long have you been PEing?

Full time 1 year off and on before that!

I worry about this myself sometimes. Some toilets have deeper water than others. I also don’t like the idea of my dick being in the toilet at all. I just put the ridge of my dick head on top of the edge of the seat so my dick bends up a bit. This way the tip is still pointing down so I can wiz. Be careful though two things can happen from this:

1.) You could potentially piss on your balls if they are hanging just right and low enough or if your bend isn’t right. (I’ve done this one)

2.) You put to much pressure on the bend and it lets loose and you piss all over your pants and floor.

Hahaha funny thread.

Ehh you’d have to be like 10inches flaccid for that to happen? Unless your Toilets are different to the majority of ones in UK. Still nice solution even though I don’t understand it. I guess if I ever got to that stage I’d fold it in half or something Haha, wrap it around my arm then down even

This is what I’m talking about.

Why not just hold it out with one hand while you sit there? :confused:

It’s not that hard to do.

LMAO! Place some tissue in between your penis and the toilet (or yeah, just hold it).

HAHA,

I love the drawing.

Haha thanks. I figured it would be easier than trying to read my explanation.

I’ve always wondered why American toilets have the water so much higher than UK ones, like Audacia said, over here you’d have to have about a 10 inch flaccid!

Yeah there are some that are more shallow. Most are pretty deep though.

I’ve “dunked” several times (not too bad at home, but public toilets feel lots more yucky, generally).

I find that I can avoid the “dunk” if I sit waaaay back on the rear of the seat. It’s kind of a careful maneuver to avoid crapping on the rear of the seat. Is this too much information? :)

For a brief sit-down, I prefer to hold my dick with one hand, but if I’m checking email or reading, it becomes problematic.

-damfino

This is why I shit in the bathtub.

Hahaha that’s so good!