I must admit, I'm a little angry and confused.

Your friend talks like a deusch bag, but anyways he could feel insecure so just started insulting you. I remember my best friend talking about his dick size and I was much larger so I just changed the subject to avoid making him feel insecure.

Just tell an angry ex of his that he’s been bragging. If she laughs at the thought then he’s lying. Then the next time he falls asleep, take a picture of you giving him a mushroom stamp on his forehead. If he doesn’t wake up then discreetly get on his computer and put the picture on the background of his computer for him to find when he wakes up. Then you could talk trash as needed.

That’s funny Stumpy. Me and one of my closest friends have the same rivalry with are dick size.

I could care less about my friends sizes, as long as he keeps this between you and him I guess its ok, but if he goes around telling all your other friends you have a small cock then hes a bitch and not a real friend.

Why do all that? Chances are you probably have him him beat on mere statistics alone so the odds are already on your side. I would just challenge him outright to a hard erection measurement. It’s not gay; it’s not like you don’t see other men naked when you are at the gym or something.

When I introduced PE to a few friends of mine and my own brother; I watch a little porn to get hard and actually demonstrated how to use the pump and I felt very comfortable doing it because I knew my friends and my brother were not gay.

If you don’t feel comfortable doing that then just bring a digital camera and tell him to go into the room alone with a ruler and take the pic and then you do the same. Tell him to whip it out or shut the fuck up.

The expression “I couldn’t care less” or “I could not care less” means that the subject holds the absolute minimal level of interest possible for you. Writing “I could care less” means that it is possible for you to care less, so you do care at least a bit. That invalidates the intention of your entire thought.

I agree with your idea’s supersizeit. I know it wouldn’t be gay, cause we know each other is 100% straight.

If he brings it up again then challenge him to a test— each of you put up a C-note— get a C-note pro to do a tandem BJ and take a ruler along. If there isn’t a clear winner then apply the ruler and tape measure— total volume is the winner.

Loser pays and the winner gets his C-note back.

If he refuses then tell him “that’s what I thought— I remember when [painful ex-GF] said you were tiny”

When he freaks tell him that you were fucking with him and that he should either put up or relax and drop the issue.

You guys are boys. It wouldn’t be gay for you to compare dick size. Just use this mutual female, have a some fun. And compare. Lol
But from the way he reacted and the way you quote him. He seems like the type that would be quite insecure about doing something like that. Or am I wrong?

I don’t really talk among my good friends about this. They are all quite insecure and it would make me seem like a weirdo.
I have talked to my best friend about it though. I mean. I pointed out thunders to him before. But he’s too lazy to get started. Meaning he’s pretty secure about his size also. I’ve never asked him directly but I have heard him mention rough measurements at times. And me and him are about the same. Only I’m alot more insecure about my size. Hence my need to make it bigger. Even though I’m what most would consider big.

I have another close friend who I believe has a small penis. From the way he acts. Very insecure about talking about his penis or instead boasts from time to time which make him sound like a child.

It’s hard to know for sure just from the way he acts. So the only way you can find out is to just ask him to compare with you. Mention the means. And do it.

Who cares about flaccid size. It is the erection that gets the job done anyway and your is in the large territory. Ask him to prove it! It sounds like friendly bantering to me.

Friend or not, some people get off trying to humiliate others. Your “friend” sounds like the type.

I know it sounds petty, but if this guy starts telling everyone your dick is small (which he probably will) you only have one choice. Get together with your female friend, grab a ruler, and tell this clown (in front of other people) to put up or shut up. Even if his dick is bigger he’s probably too much of a chicken shit to do it.

If he is bigger don’t sweat it. I’m sure your female friend would want to do you, because you are thick as hell. Win/win no matter how you look at it.

Hey Stumpy, did he see your full erect pics?

I don’t think so.

But thanks guys. And believe it or not we hanged out yesterday (with two other friends of mine…), and argued in good fun about size , talked about calling ole girl, or finding one on the street, but never did it. I was the person that insisted we get someone to prove it since he was afraid to look my way (cause I pulled mine out two times, but everyone looked opposite me quickly with “come on man” comments…) or show his (…lol, I feel gay typing this). Just typing this has made it dawn on me that the few times I have watched a flick with him (were that close…), he said he was close to Napier and Mandingo. That just takes the cake.

Sorry for the chopped up paragraph.

If any of my friends have a bigger dick than me, I’m truly happy for them :)

It’s a no no to scan a friend’s computer with *.jpg, and *.jpeg quantifiers. And make sure you don’t specify all hard drives, either. That would be so wrong.