I must admit, I'm a little angry and confused.

Ok thunders family, yesterday my best friend was at my house using my lap-top to download music while I was doing #2 and cleaning up. So, when I was done, I asked to let me check something on my lap-top. I had noticed that my picture folder was up (The folder with about 6 penis pictures, some XXX pics of a female I knew, and ect). I went on to ask him why my picture was up. His response was “…man, you nasty, but that was a accident.” Then I stated “…I hope you didn’t look at my dick pictures…” He then said “…no home, but you talk a good game…” (Note: I have never ever bragged about my size, cause I know I’m about average and below when flaccid, but I’ve stated that I was 7in on hard and kinda thick).

When he said that, I was kinda confused. So, I asked him what he meant. He said ” Brah, your dick is small (while laughing)…you dont have me…” He then went on to use his hands to show where mandingo was in length and to show how close he was to him. While stating that I must be 4 inches. (Again…note that I’m 100% straight) After he said that, I wanted to proved him wrong so much, but on soft…I am about 4 inches. So, I started to laugh it off. But, it got to me. And then, later on today he was just laughing and we just traded small dick jokes (…it’s one of my closest friends…so acting childish was ok).

Personally, I dont believe him, because he stated that I was 4inches on hard by the look of my pictures, he was just under Mandingo, and that he said “…If you ARE 7inches on hard, then I must be 10inches.” My last reason for not believing him is because…when we were 16, we made a bet to flash a girl 3 times, I did it every time. And he didn’t…all he said was “…man you gay..” while moving so he wouldn’t see. Lastly, what are you guys opinion. Because I want to prove him wrong so bad…and I want to be able to find out if 7inches is really above average.

Bite the bullet and tell him to measure. If he wants to talk shit so much then make him back it up, talk is cheap. Sounds like he’s slightly insecure about the whole issue actually. Anyone who was really hung like mandingo or close to it would be secure enough to downplay the whole thing I would think, or at least not try to make you feel bad about it.

Also you are not small by any means anyway, so don’t stress it too much stumpy, your friend sounds pretty insensitive. As you noted in that other thread, there’s a lot of pressure to live up to the stereotype, sounds like it’s getting to your friend if he feels the need to belittle you on such a sensitive topic.

I think I’ll ask this lady we’re kinda cool with to resolve this issue. She could see/measure mines then his, and finally prove whose telling the truth.

You’re both childish.

I know. But it’s a friend that I’ve competed against in everything except cross-country and basketball (he kept getting cut lol).

Is she hot? Sounds like win/win to me ;)

Not a 10/10, but I’d still smash lol.

You are way above average, not about average. Let’s see why:

We’ll use the Lifestyles mean of 5.877 inches and standard deviation of 0.825 inches as a baseline. If anything, this is likely over the true average due to self-selection bias. We will assume that these measurements are NBPEL in order to make the average as large as possible and to be able to compare the measurements directly to your size of 7.1 NBPEL (even though there are good arguments as to why the study is BPEL). That means you are 1.361 standard deviations above the mean. If we assume a normal distribution for the data, then you are ahead of 93% of men. You are huge, and if you think otherwise, then you need to stop watching porn.

What’s with the “is my big dick?” small meme going around TP lately? Seriously, all you big dicked guys on TP: If thinking that you are small or average seems to do something useful for you, then fine. Otherwise, wake up and get a life!

Note to self: Don’t let friends on your PC if you have pics of your dick on there. They will find them. :rolleyes:

Yea, I need to stop watching porn lol (I have Mandingo, Napier, Ramone, Brandon Iron, Charlie Mac, Shane, and Boz in my collection). I just want to prove my friend wrong. If he were anyone else, then their opinion wouldnt matter and I would not have even thought about it twice. But, it’s the person that probably know more about me than anyone. The person that I always competed against.

Stumpy1, here’s the deal bro. No lie. This is exactly what’s going on: dude’s got a smaller dick than you. Guaranteed. He’s compensating hard—-putting you down, talking shit, etc—-but the fact is you just have more heat than he does.

It’s typical psychology: I feel small/I look bad so I will overact the I am big/I look great approach in front of friends. If he had a big dick, he would be quiet and not feel the need to push on you.

All the straight guys I know who make small cock jokes, have average or small cocks and all the friends I know who have bigger dongs never crack small cock jokes.

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Stumpy, I was going to say get your shorts down, get a hard-on and see who laughs last. The mutual female makes it even easier, and more fun perhaps.

BUT

Considering that you will probably win, you’re going to really upset your friend. Life is a game of chess, do you want to be playing that move? What will then next move be after check mate?

I’ve had people try to compete with me on one thing or another in the past. Usually I just let them think they have won, and let them enjoy their need to feel smug. But just occasionally, I take them to task and go for the cheap thrill of the put down - it’s ugly.

But, if you do do it, and you lose, I bet you will be a better loser than him. So in my book you will have won!

Sounds like win/win to me.

I think I’m just going to ignore the situation until he starts up again. Then, I’ll just take a bathroom break and and mistakingly drop my pants.

This is a stupid bet.

With an accidental hard-on?