Interested in becoming a Mentor?

For those of you that are not aware of it, Thunder’s Place offers a Mentoring program, whereas an interested novice would work directly with a “veteran” in regards to creating a PE program, how-to’s, specific exercises, avoiding injury, etc.

Base, Insane_man, and myself are currently the admins for this program.

We’d like to know if any other folks are interested in beefing up the Mentor ranks by volunteering to be a Mentor.

The task is not overwhelming, time-wise, we will not overload you with newbies. And you can specify what, if any, specialty you’d want to limit your candidates to, such as just hanging, or manual methods, etc.

Being a mentor gives you a chance to lend a hand to someone who may be having a tough go of it.

Think about it, and post here as needed.

Thanks for your time, and don’t forget to visit our gift shoppe.

A free Thunder’s Place watch (the hands are shaped like dicks with the hour hand labelled pre PE and the minute hand labelled post PE) to the first 10 mentors who sign up could be a good incentive, but we know that you guys would think that a cheap bribe and that giving of your time is enough reward in itself.

Hey speaking about the Gift Shoppe, who is that cute blonde working the register?

I do stand to inherit a large number of Thunder’s Place T shirts sometime in the future.

What the hell. Sign me up!

Hey speaking about the Gift Shoppe, who is that cute blonde working the register?

Ahhh, that would be Heidi, we hired her yesterday after Dino interviewed her at the Holiday Inn lounge.

Is strange, he never interviews these women in the office like the rest of us, it takes him 3 hrs to do the interview, and they all come back looking like a tornado hit them afterwards. I think something is not right.

Ahhhhh sweet Heidi straight down from the Alps. Oh yeah thunder I told her she could have a raise already :)

Didn’t she already have one?

sign me up :)

I would gladly offer my assistance, but unfortunately it would violate several court orders, as well as a parole agreement.

However, surprisingly enough, as a result of legal technicalities I am allowed to proffer my advice on financial matters. So anyone in need of investment advice should feel free to PM me. To speed things along I only ask that you include bank account numbers and balances to avoid repetitive correspondence.

Also Heidi, if you’re reading this, please note that I will gladly extend the same offer to you, and will willingly debrief you at your earliest convenience

Jersey,

Are you from Liberia?

Thunder,

Not that I’m aware of, but I’m often drunk and coked up, so its difficult to be certain.

Is that anything like being from China?

Usually an online request for bank account numbers comes from Liberia.

Really? We generally send ours out from South Africa. But should the …uh…weather ever heat up down here, it’s nice to know there are options.

Also, I hope that last bit of confusion will in no way interfere with my attempts at advising Heidi.

A smart man might consider my possession of a telescopic lens on my camera. He might further consider the uncomfortable situations that might arise should several dozen husbands suddenly receive pictures of their wives in compromising situations with a stranger, who hypothetically we will call Lightning.