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It's Roussies Birthday Folks (almost)

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Originally Posted by petitfaun
Well the world has done it’s annual dance round that Sun thing. and here we are back again to July . Naturally most things are looking a bit older except for one extremely noticeable person who looks one must say - Ye gods I can’t say it! - Never mind we’ll brush over that - preferably with vanishing cream. Now where was I? Oh yes we’re on the 27th. Now you may think it a trifle unusual that only 364 days have elapsed rather than the usual 365 since the last time one flogged oneself (well it was quite enjoyable really) to death doing the anniversary thing. But one has one’s duty to Ahem and country.

Need I say More? Well I’d better I suppose, or I’ll never hear the end of it.

Yes Folks. Today has been chosen for the shenanigans to begin. PS. I looked that up in the dictionary and it read

Shenanigans. - DO YOU MIND! We only have queens English here! - And who could argue with that? I wasn’t sure whether that should be a Capital Q or the other sort of q but please yourself

But I digress. Now getting back to July 27. We, that is I. (I just like to use the Royal We)
Thought that for those rushing off on holiday on the Glorious 28th would like to add their condol -No not that er. - joy; for the happy day which will be Rous Oh dear we have another problem here. How do we punctuate (that’s a good word too) the possessive of Rou I mean is it Rous (plain and simple) Mmm plain possibly!! Or Rou’s or even Rous’. Oh Hell, His. Er. Where was I?

Ah yes! Birthday: (Cont.) Rather than the Glorious 2 weeks holiday later, when they pick up the reigns of the serious business of the Forum.

For those not holidaying . They are the lucky ones as they can drink R, R or R’s birthday twice. No! Don’t applaud, I’m too shy. (alright then if you must) You can of course give your best congrats in the time honoured way with a thought - No! Not will this guy ever stop. But rather like how is One going to say it viz.

Have A Good One!!! Happy Birthday Roussie! Wotcher me old cock sparrer (No that’s Cockney!)

Well I was going to revive that Birthday Poem I did last year, But I had a PM saying:

Don’t you dare use that poem again signed St P.

Well That’s almost Done!

But getting back to normality. (I have to say something like that so he can twist it around a bit)

I just have to say how fortunate I am to have linked up with of one of the most highly regarded and well liked members of the Forum. And, to have found a true and generous , Friend.

Thanks Roussie.! Have a great Day! And ..

(Wait for it) … HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROUSSIE!!!

Tit


OMG! Tit’s speaking in tongues now :faint:

I must say Tit you have excelled yourself this year, usually when I look at the little thread which you start for my Birthday (unfortunately), I can tell what it is :noreally: , but this year I’m thinking Jeezus wept, what was he on when he produced such a ghoulish extravaganza, I know, you obviously have too much time on your hands, maybe if you hadn’t spent so long mulling it over and just gone with the first idea which popped into you head, :-Y that would be Happy Birthday btw, it would be a bit more obvious. As it is, there’s not even the dreaded poem in there, which bad as it is, would at least have provided something concrete for me to bounce off, yes well maybe not (I’m thinking here), yes maybe that poem would have acted as a stabilizer, a focal point if you like, I mean it wasn’t so awful that it would look out of place slotted in between “No not that er. - joy; for the happy day which will be Rous” and “Oh dear we have a problem here”. A problem he says! :rolleyes:

I think maybe I should take a break there Tit and come back to you after I’ve spoken to all the normal people :helpme:

He should have put used to be a true and generous friend :gulp:

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Originally Posted by drilla9
Here here Tit!
:cheerlead Happy Birthday Roussie!:cheerlead


Thanks drilla, that was smashing :spin2:

Drilla must have a degree in Psychology, as well as the biggest dick on the Forum :gulp:

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All right. All right :cry: I’m covering myself with ashes and sackcloth. walking barefoot on nails. and anything else you can think of and my penance is:

A magic day happened when ,
St Patrick
Looked down from Heaven, and smiled.

What can I do, to give my country,
already blessed with beauty, open hearted,
and generous people,
Who, share happiness and warmth
With all they meet?

And so Roussie was born.

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He should have put used to be a true and generous friend

You mean you’re not going to give me that Bentley for doing all that?

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Originally Posted by TheRod
Happy Birthday Man


Thanks TheRod and that came all the way from Atlanta I see, here wasn’t Atlanta burnt to the ground at one time, I heard it was :nodding:

They must have rebuilt it :gulp:

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Originally Posted by petitfaun
Quote:
He should have put used to be a true and generous friend

You mean you’re not going to give me that Bentley for doing all that?


I would certainly, if it was a pile of scrap :gulp:

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Yay Roussie! Yay Roussie! Yay Roussie!

Next to me, you’re my favorite person on here!

I wish you as much good stuff as you can handle for the upcoming year.

Actually, the good stuff shouldn’t stop after one year. Just keep it coming, and you’ll do just fine.

Now go feed your banties and tell them how much you love them. They need appreciation too.

-damfino

Originally Posted by ThunderSS
Happy Birthday Roussie! I hope it is a good and interesting day for you.


Why thank you Sir, it’s hard to believe that you have managed to put up with me for another year, I suppose it’s one of those wonders of The Universe do da puzzle thingies really. Do you know Bossman, I sometimes worry that I might not get through to the Forum, like the lines might be down or something and then I’d have no-one to talk to :noreally: and that’s not good, just look at Tit, well yes exactly. One of these days I might just start up a local Forum, but it couldn’t possibly be about PE or anything like that, no that would be competition, it would probably be about excavating machinery or something along those lines, maybe with a bit of building work on the side and then you could come along and we would pick things up where we left them, until such times as you were called away to sort out something over here.

Of course for what I have in mind, you would be needing a hard hat, gloves and at least a couple of pairs of Wellington Boots, it would be very much hands-on you see, just think Manual/Rural/Farming Forum (Studs on 4 legs Forum for short), as opposed to the Man/Metropolis/Global Forum (Studs on 2 legs Forum) you have here.

If that Tit one turns up, I’ll just say we’re full :gulp:

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Originally Posted by daboogies
Happy birthday

I’m happy of being able to catch up with two birthday parties of two famous TS members :D

May you all the best uncle Roussie!


Mon Dieu D’B, it’s not like you to arrive on time (I was going to put that last bit in French as well) :noreally:

That wayward nephew of mine keeps calling me Uncle Roussie for some strange reason :gulp:

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Originally Posted by ThunderSS

So, four legged studs, that would be along the lines of animal husbandry then? What about chickens, they only have two legs?

Sometimes you have to diversify Bossman, branch out as it were :gulp:

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Originally Posted by rousseau506

Sometimes you have to diversify Bossman, branch out as it were :gulp:

Surely that would be ‘chickening’ out? :D

Originally Posted by firegoat

Surely that would be ‘chickening’ out? :D

Only if it’s fowl play (:

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Originally Posted by DiamondWinds


You can’t beat a good hand job :eek: , sorry my bad, a good hand made job, just look at that superb one-off lettering :star:

Do you know Shugar, I was just saying the other day, that lettering could go on top of anything and still look good :whatever:

Subtle or what :gulp:

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