Simple as your techniques may be, you guys have really given me a lot to think about.
I may just have to start hiding my tube in open public as a plastic flower vase, keep my pump in a toolbox, clamps around cords, and ingeniously hide my porn on top of hand written thank you card. Seriously how pissed is your girlfriend or wife going to be after rifling through all your freaky nasty smut and finding a note that says, ” thank you for everything, I really appreciate you! along with $50 or $100.