Measuring tape or ruler?

So people with Peyronies only get to measure from the base to the tip? That wouldn’t make sense because the overall length is longer than it appears due to the curvature. If a ten foot long snake is coiled up does that means its not ten feet long???

I don’t use a tape measure or a ruler. I used a wooden paint stirrer. My ruler is a thin metal one, and when I try to get my BPEL it hurts like hell when I press it back to the bone. Plus it has that little offset at the end. I got the bright idea of using the paint stirrer, which works really well because I can mark my length with a pen and then hold the ruler against it to measure length. The old marks show my growth. If I had been smart, I would have written the dates next to the marks.

For the people who think a tape measure works better, I think you’re cheating. I agree with djufo; you don’t measure your height by following the curvature of your spine. You shouldn’t measure length by following the curvature of your dick.

I would not use a ruler or a tape measure. There is a new patented ruler made specifically foe measuring penis length accurately. It’s called a phallumeasure and it’s basically a clear, plastic ruler in the shape of a cylinder. The cylinder ensures that every man who uses it, starts at the exact same starting point. It also prevents cheating. You slide the tube over your unit, and once it stops, it stops! That is your measurement.period.

Currently the only place to buy one is at https://www.sizeofaman.com

Hopes this helps this age old debate.

, Jared

So how would you measure a banana?

But that is only 9" in length. We are all going to pass the foot in half decade.

with a ruler.

I thought I was smart and made my own “the final truth” from a paper towel cylinder. Made a nice cut in it and also a nice scale (metric, I can’t think in inches).

There was only one problem: when I tried to check out what “the final truth” was, I realised that little joey wouldn’t fit in it :)

Made some pictures but won’t post theme here because that would get the thread moved to member pics or something.

LE: Decided to throw this crap away so I cut it all the way with my cutter when it hit me: It is now usable :)

The inside diameter isn’t fixed anymore so it can now fit any size willy.