Measuring with hair.

I keep getting fluctuating measures due to my hair. I can’t get a clear view of my whole penis, and I can’t see where I am actually getting it measured from. Any help here?

Around your dick (ugly) or on your head and in your eyes??

Do you really need to be advised to cut something off ???.

If you’re measuring “bone pressed” then you should be able to feel that the ruler is pressed hard agains the pubic bone and not need to see it.

Erm trim the hair ?

Ahh, the beauty of differential equations at work.

Agreed, shave it or trim at least. It’ll make your unit look bigger as well

Shave it or at least part it. I’m sure you could come up with some nice styles if you use your imagination and a little product.

Reminds me of that old joke. Why is pubic hair like parsley?

Because you have to push it aside before eating. :idiot:

The variation I knew was - How is pussy different from parsley?

Nobody eats parsley!

diatoms,

I was dropped on my head as a baby, multiple times. This could explain my version. :ufo: