Men's Room Graffiti Classics

“Your mom is like the Alamo,

I’ll always remember her fellatio.”

Scratched into one of those paper toilet seat cover dispensers:

“Free cowboy hats!”

:buttrock:

Gentlemen, you never let me down.

Don’t throw toothpicks in the urinals, crabs can pole vault.

men’s room in Washington D. C.

Will trade, two blind crabs for one that doesn’t bite

joshua

“Eat Shit. 10 billion flies can’t be wrong.”

“Scott me up, Beamie.”

“You can squat to take a dump, but the crabs here can friggin’ jump.”