Mike Tyson Is 14" Long And To Star In Porn

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If he’s on his meds, he’ll be lucky to get lucky at all. Stuff murders hardons and libido. I know, only because I’ve been on 11 different meds, and now I’M OFF THOSE AWFUL FUCKING, MESS YOUR LIFE UP, PISS AT THE WORLD MEDS.

I found something better. :-)

Um, by the way, he’s about 5” flacid from what I can tell. I am friends with a guy who is 13.5”. He proved it. It’s all natural. He is as big as me errect, when he’s flacid (8.5”) So he stretches a long way out when he’s hard. It’s amazing. However, this guy IS the exception, not the rule. And he is a suburbian white boy, not a tribesman. His papa was only 11”. Yes, he’s a bit freakish. However, I think the max Tyson my be with that cute little vienna sausage is 8-9” tops. Lots of guys in the porn industry with that size and smaller.

You guys ever seen clips of “Mandingo”? Black porn guy sporting 13”. Almost exactly like my friend, but with a deeper tan. Quite frankly, it’s not very attractive to be that big anyway, let alone the problems of feeling satisfied when you try to penetrate. It’s so disproportionate from the body. I always thought I would be perfect at 10”, because of my height and weight. But I’m satisfied. I’m not too far from it. :-)

That’s my two cents, anyway.

You’re all welcome to tell me how full of it I am. (But you’re WRONG, dudes!! [Smiles wickedly])

Tyson in porn?

How do I say this politely?

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Slack:
I agree. :)

BuffmusicIdol:
Good post…

That gotto be atleast 16 inches ;) :D

Bs !

I distinctly remember from Tyson trial that the defense contended that Tyson’s penis was not capable to cause the damage/distension the plaintiff claimed her vagina had suffered, because of its small size. Furthermore, an expert forensic examination of Tyson’s dick was done to support such claim.

Dam that must have sucked for him and he was convicted of that anyway right

Yep, marauder if Hog is talking about his rape trial. That’s pretty funny the defense presented that argument in the trial. :)

I do not know Mike Tyson personally but I do see him every year in LA at the Pagent of Pigeons. I race pigeons and he really likes them as well. He is always willing to stand and talk pigeons as long as you keep it on that subject. He will blow you off bigger than shit if you get off that subject though. I can ask him about his cock next time I see him if you guys want! Heh Heh Heh

Hey, maybe he will bring Jenna with him this year! NOT!

A lot of folks don’t know this but Mike is not very tall. But he is fucking WIDE! And his head is even big! I bet he does have a big cock. At least a lot of girth if not length. He has a little squeaky voice as well. But, I would not tell him that to his face! LOL

vinni

That rocks that you get to talk with Mike Tyson and race pigeons with him. I guess we all see soon enough what the real story is about his manhood. :)

I don’t actually race with him. I am in Central California and he is from Las Vegas, I think. We just go to the same big functions in LA. The first time I saw him, I was standing looking at some birds in a cage and I hear “Excuse me, excuse me” in a little voice. I looked up and he was carring a crate full of birds with another guy. They were trying to get by my wife that was standing right dab in the middle of the walk-way. I told her, “Get your butt out of the way. Mike Tyson wants to get by”! We still laugh about it. Her and I, that is.

vinni

That’s pretty funny. :)

Mike Tyson and pigeons? That was unexpected!

14 inches lol… last time i checked the world record was around 12 inches… could be outdated though.