Mindless Ponderings
I work at an insurance company, probably several thousand employees in the building, I wonder how many guys are pe-ing in the john like me?
How many put on the stretching device, put a folder in front of their pants (to hide the bulge), and walk carefully back to there desk like me?
If I am growing, at what point will the W notice and ask if I am doing “something” to get bigger?
When I was jogging and wearing the golf weights, and they nearly fell off by the drugstore in town, would the PE Gods have been cruel and had someone I know see that happen?
How embarrassed would I be, if the plastic jar of vaseline fell on the floor, and there was a guy in the next stall?
How many guys are taking a break in between lawnwork, and have weights tied to their tallywhackers like me right now?
How happy am I that Captn Hook posted specific instructions on how to make a Captn’s wench?
Should I wear golf weights to the wedding I am going to today?
