my pointless thread

I’ve been gone for a little while, but I decided to drop on in and give everyone the loadown of my life right now. If you don’t care, well, then just quit while you’re ahead and stop reading my thread! Ok, that being said…

So my roomate just saw me looking at TP and immediately recognized it (small world after all). I told my best friend about this site as well. I hope I’m not spoiling the secret, but this site is probably the most beneficial thing I’ve come across in my entire life, or at least I think it is. I just moved into my dorm a week ago, still no luck with meeting girls however. If anyone has some tips/good advice they would like to share, then please do. I haven’t seen any gains yet, but I’m not worried because I’ve only been doing PE for about 1 month now. I figure I’m a slow gainer, but I’m optimistic that they will eventually come.

As for my routine, 10 min warm-up, 15 min stretching (I also do a BTC stretch everyday when I take a shower), and 10-15 min Jelqing, depending on how my unit feels that particular day. I follow all of this by a 10 min warm-down. Any suggestions/comments about my routine? I’ve noticed my flaccid size looks somewhat bigger, but still no gains to my BPEL or EG measurements.

Pics are coming, I dropped my scanner on the stairs so I have to wait for mommy to give me some money. I would get a job, but since I’m going to be working the rest of my adult life later down the road, I figure, no rush.

So yeah, my pointless thread.

Are you at college? If so, which one? I’m off to College in a few days.

University of Nevada Reno, you?

Now I have this image of a whole dorm full of guys spending all day jelqing, pumping, and hanging.

I have to agree with you that I find this a pretty beneficial site. I have had little fantasies of printing up business cards that just say “www.thundersplace.org” and sticking them on all the car widshields in Wal Mart or something.

Maybe we could start one of those internet chain letters? (Just kidding!)

You kinda want to share the good news, but then again I get a little nervous about telling a lot of people I spend an our or so a day stretching my dick.

Anyway, hang in there. Seems from what I read that those who really do the work, also allowing for rest days, do get results. I am up about 0.7” in two months.

I can see two reasons for a statement like this. One is the “immediate gratification” society you grew up in. That type of expectation is pretty common nowadays, even with people much older than you (like me :) ). The other is that here at TP you see relatively few (compared to total membership) newbies reporting significant gains in short periods. Yet their reports are taken by many others as a “standard” to which they must compare themselves. One month of a light routine such as yours is not enough time to allow a true evaluation.

Get settled into dorm life, be happy that your roommate will understand when you say “I’m going to go do my exercises now,” and don’t be in a rush for results. PE takes time. If you rush it, you’ll end up with an injury and have to stop. That will be more frustrating than perceiving yourself as as a “slow gainer.”

Success at PE and meeting girls will come in time. Don’t equate the two and don’t rush to try and accomplish either. For the first few months you’ll probably be too busy getting an education to do much of either.

I am going to New England Culinary Institute for culinary arts in 5 days.

Thanks westla, I appreciate you’re feedback on the matter. I believe I was being a little overanxious about my gains, but thankfully that didn’t translate into me overdoing my exercises (still injury free). My roomate caught me in the middle of a jelq session today but I believe he knew what I was doing since he’s seen me lurking about this site. I’m trying to think of some more covert ways of PE (did a couple of searches and liked what I saw), so that it doesn’t happen again. He also has this girlfriend that comes by almost everyday so it’s damn near impossible to PE in my room, but I’ll find a way. If anyone has a suggestion (I don’t want to PE in the shower because it’ll atract too much attention to me) then please share. Thanks!

This may sound dumb, but try doing it in the shower/bathroom.

Why do we think this way (:

Hey Russki, weren’t you putting up pictures of wherever you’ve been working up there?