New PE Technique for Big Gains!

Mem I have a pond down the block and I’m sure I can get a duck, thanks. What if you just stuck you dick in the duck from the super market or butcher do you think that would work?

I think the store security guards are likely to take a dim view of that.

But yeah if you roast a duck you’ll get duck fat. You might be eating a lot of duck though!

Holy Crap!

I rushed out to the market today and all I managed to get was some pig fat (will that do?).

I asked about six different Chinese grocery shops for duck fat but they just kept looking at me strangely and all said the same thing; “We had many men this morning all want duck fat. Duck fat, duck fat. I say to them you want duck as well but they say NO we just want fat; we put price up but still all gone. You come back next week I get you lot of duck fat $50 a kilo… very precious”.

So my question is, will pig fat do the trick? And I’m trying to get the rythmic thingy happening, pushing one hand down to the first but the damn pig fat is just too slick. It’s making a helluva mess and I’m smelling like a pork roast; but hey if it is definitely going to make my dick grow an extra 5” in the next three months I think smelling like a pig is but a small price to pay.

By the way, what do you mean about April the 1st?…………

I’m going out to get some lemon juice, chicken feathers, duck fat, and salsa (salsa not required for penis enlargement)

It’s going to be a FOOL moon tonight, I need to do the sacred dance of the Indian chubakas.

It was early in the morning when I didn’t get it, but my oh my I do, I do, I feel like a gimp.

Don’t forget their holy chant. You have to repeat over and over .again the holy words “Wa - tafooo - lajam”

‘Coq au Vin’ anyone? :D

See I would have forgotten that, and it’s the most important bit next to the visualisation of the ligaments, while thinking grow damn you grow.

“Wa - tafooo - lajam”

“Wa - tafooo - lajam”

“Wa - tafooo - lajam”

“Wa - tafooo - lajam”

“Wa - tafooo - lajam”

“Wa - tafooo - lajam”

Duck fat sounds good.-) Whatever you do don’t use Crisco, that’s shortening!-O

Right, got to be duck fat. It’s a one time treatment though.

I did it yesterday and ended up with an 8x6, amazing results.

Then today decided to go for more, used crisco…ended up with a micropenis.

Is the penis supposed to be erect at all during the manual phase? How about during the submersion phase?

Do you have links to anybody’s results from this experience, along with how long they did the routine, frequency, etc.?

Here you go guys, just don’t order all at once and create a depleted market! :)

https://www.cav iar-line.com/ca … ome.php?cat=356

Just Google "Duck Fat" lots of sources.

What should I be playing on it while the fat melts? “Little Ducky Wucky”? Or if I’m a vet, “The Yellow Rose of Texas”?

Duck fat. How about a fat chick, ah brunette, or blonde or something.

Just a quick question to memento. Is this thread an April’s Fool joke or a serious PE thread?

You have to ask?