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Originally posted by RBIke, dude, you need to submit your story… I bet you'd win! :)
Yeah, I was at least thinking of writing them to ask if they could start making the clamps in a more circular shape, “so that, to give a hypothetical example, if placed around a certain anatomical protuberance it would temporarily restrict the flow of bodily fluids, and, if used repeatedly over time, eventually increase the girth of the appendage.”
Perhaps that’s a little too verbose. Maybe just: “Can y’all make your gadget rounder? I want to use it to get my dick thick.”