Official Turkey Neck Thread!
Hey guys how you doing? Good that’s great. Anyways I wanted to go over some basics about the dreaded turkey neck(i think the technical name is penoscrotal webbing) because it is a problem for me, and I’m sure many others among the site.
So, first off, what I have noticed about the turkey neck is the following:
- Most people who have a downward curved penis(even if it is to the slightest degree) are usually more prone to have a turkey neck. (I am a victim)
- People who have upward curved dicks usually do no have one at all.
- People with straight dicks will also sometimes be unfortunate enough to have a turkey neck.
- Turkey necks makes the perception of ones dick to be smaller by all viewers.
- Turkey necks and condoms are enemies.
- Turkey necks suck!
Okay so moving along on to some solutions, conclusions, and ideas I have come up with.
- Cocks rings work fantastically for eliminating turkey necks. Ball stretchers are also glorious when Incorporated with a cock ring because these two contraptions turn loose skin into tight skin. (Now if one could find a way to do this permanently…)
- Ballooning eliminates the turkey neck while you are extremely hard because all that inner penis comes out to play, making the lose skin stretch out and tighten up, if that makes sense. The problem here is, I can’t ballooning while with a girl because I will surely bust my load.
- One of my theories about turkey necks which supports some of the reasoning mentioned above in what I have noticed about the turkey neck is the following: Upward curved dicks do not have turkey necks simply because they have the upward curve giving the skin something to be stretched out on the bottom of a penis. This is also why the perception of a downward curved penis can look bigger when viewed from above, while the upward curved penis is perceived to be bigger from below.
- Another one of my theories is simply that maybe there is no such thing as a turkey neck. Maybe god put all that extra skin there for a reason like to fill it up with your cock, which I can do but only with a hard ass erection.
- All you upward curved peckered people, consider yourselves lucky as you have the g-spot hitting turkey neckless wankers. (not to say us downward curved people can’t make the ladies go crazy)
- There is always surgery but I say fuck that because I don’t like the idea of sharp objects near my wang.
- Erect skin stretches which haven’t done much for me.
- An extender or static stretcher which I say fuck that because I can’t find a comfortable way to wear it for a million hours.
- Turn my downward curved dick into an upward curved one, which is nearly impossible.
- Make the CS chamber bigger without making the CC chambers bigger, which in turn would make a penis curve upwards more. (maybe jelq the CS chamber only, I don’t know)
Okay so all you turkey neckers out there like me, we all want the same thing: to be able to have sex or do whatever we want without the turkey neck present, without wearing a cockring or tool of some sort because I would find that somewhat embarrasing. To be honest with you all, if I would be able to eliminate my turkey neck, I would be done with PE, simply because when I stretch it out on to my dick, it becomes and looks much bigger in all ways perceived, if you can understand.
SO….I am presenting a challenge or something along the lines of it. If you have eliminated your turkey neck by all means please share your technique even if I have spoke badly about it. If you have an idea please present it. But the ultimate challenge would be to create a turkey neck tool that PERMANENTLY eliminates it because tools are effortless which is what I like.(like a ball stretcher shown in drillas clamp-o-rama thread, Oh BTW drilla where did you get that? I would love to order one and wear it 24/7 and find out if that will do the trick.
I am currently in the process of wearing a shoelace tied around my nuts for as long as I feel like which eliminates the turkey neck while the shoelace is there, but the turkey neck returns when I take it off. (erect or flaccid)
P.S. Monkeybar I know you are lurking around here somewhere hehe… You have invented some fantastic PE tools and all of us turkey neckers would be very greatful if you came up with one more. I will pay anything!;)
P.S.S. If I said anything offensive it was not meant to be. This was meant to be a helpful, working together thread so lets make it that, shall we? Let’s get crackin’! Cheers!
In search of a perfect body, penis, and girl.
The search NO longer continues. :)