Omg wtf no no no no.... I'm such a douchebag and a drama queen

Yes, I’m a total douchebag. You wanna know why?

Cause I reached 8 x 6 NBP. Life was beautiful, my cock was past the threshold of penile greatness. And then I stopped stretching and jelqing.
Result? Here I am, 2 months later… at a whopping 7.8 inches NBP in length. That’s right homies. I screwed up.

And the girth? Whoever said it was fluid was right. It was fluid. 6.3 inches? No. 6.18.

I have to tell you guys, it sucks coming all the way down from there. Janeane Garofalo isn’t eating her heart out anymore. And I?

I don’t even have an 8 inch penis anymore.

I’m going to start a new routine. Clamping every other day. Stretches on the alternating days. Jelqing twice a week.

I want my 8 x 6 back and I want it now. Well, not now, thanks to my unbelievable stupidity and lack of discipline, but soon.

It sucks fellas. Sucks to be “demoted”. Sucks to see your efforts shrink away.

Final goal: 9 x 6.5. And by the Gods I’ll get there someday. Starting today.

Wish me luck. And for God’s sake cement those gains.

Dammit.

You did not lose much, but the dick fairy which is now me. Because I fired the old dick fairy. I can do that I’m the king, well anyway you will get it back.

On a serious note:
I would just start out with a three day a week jelq routine. And two days a week you can balloon or edge. This is just a suggestion.Don’t worry it will come back!

Girth is working it’s way there. But length? It was a bitch to get, took me tons of effort and right now I feel lost. I can’t hang or ADS. Just manual stretches.

You know what I want? I want my 8 inches back by the end of July. Please. Somebody, anybody, who can help me get it back with whatever routine they find is ideal for it that requires only my hands. I’ll do anything. I want that length. I want 8.3 inches, those 21cm NBP.

OK you sound drastic try jelqing a bit longer. Stretching a bit longer. Jelq that big dick of yours nice and slow.

I was stretching just now and I gripped below the head of my penis and stretched it and instead of doing a V stretch i just made a circle around the middle with my other hand and tugged it around in circles… it felt like a decent enough workout and it is global. Did I just come up with something here?

Cause if I did it better be called the Wino stretch. After my late father, El Wino Sr.

I read the title of this thread and started panicking. I thought this was going to be something serious!

Of course you are not going to get the exact same measurement every time you try. And the differences you are talking about are within error of measurement or just slight variation in hardness.

Also, I think it is inevitable to lose girth when you stop girth exercises because some gain is always fluid.

I wouldn’t even sweat it, but I do understand the way you feel, a whole lot of work down the drain.

At least you know you can get back there, because you were there.

One thing I have stuck in my head is the last half inch is never cemented.

In other words, if you make it to 8” your gonna go back to 7.5” without a maintenance program.
So if you want to be 8” go to 8.5” then start a maintenance program.

Stretched. 20 minutes a day of stretching. Wino stretch, under the leg stretch ,V stretches. By Golly this cock will gain get to 21cm over the next two months or I will change my user name to something pwning.

Man, your thread title really through me for a loop as well! I was expecting you to have torn your dick in two or something from PE. I wish I one day to have your problem of falling just below 8 inches.

Gimli

If you don’t gain back your .2 inches by July will you promise to shoot yourself and spare us your pathetic drama?

Hahahahaha :)

Ditto!

You are El whining alright. ;)

Then my super secret PE technique is what you need!

I am willing to help you of course, but I did some hard work, you know the research, sweat, and stuff. Just send me a grand via paypal, and you can gain that loss back! I’ll send you the method with my mail pigeon.

LOL!! That is awesome. Don’t worry El Wino like mravg said erection hardness could screw up your measurement. Happened to me and I was pissed for about 5 minutes until I thought about my scale of 1-10 hardness. If you did lose it though hopefully it will be regained with relative ease. I actually think I lost some length and girth over the short decondtion I had in January but now I can’t help but think it was a combination of stress and my discontinued use of tribulis. Good luck on regaining :)

You have panicked beause of that and i feel ya buddy. Hopefully you’ll reach again those freakin 8x6 and life’ll be beautiful. Sorry i cant come up with a good routine. Just want to say i suport ya ! Keep working it out dog !