PE has been a huge succes!

I have been jelqing for a month now for 30-60 minutes and I’ve increased my size to 8 1/4 inches. I started at 7 3/4,though I once measured myself with a super iron erection that was 8 1/4 inches. Now whenever I measure I always get 8 1/4 inches. I’m gonna jelq today for 90 minutes and I’m gonna try some Ulis.

My weight has increased also,because nowadays I eat like a pig,alot of unhealthy food and I drink like 2 bottles of Coca-Cola a day. By no means am I fat or owerweight,actually now I look muscular with clothes on. But I’ve developped a fat pad. So now I’m gonna resume my gung-fu training and I’m gonna start eating’ well.

Plus I’m known as mr.big dick in my circle of friends for my flaccid size.Actually I think that my flaccid size is poor but still. Let me tell you how I acquired that nickname. I was at a party wearing loose pants and one of my friends puts his hand on my lap and he says:”Grand penis!”,meaning big penis. Then he starts telling everyone that I have a big dick. This friend of mine is a mulatto and I know that he has huge flaccid hang and extremely thick even when flaccid and he considers my dick bigger than his. lol. I actually thought he was gonna say that I have a small dick because I thought that his flaccid dick’s bigger than mine.

Nice job. Is that bone-pressed or not?
90 minutes is a lot of jelqing to be done in one session. You might want to split it into two sessions.

By the way… What kind of male friends put their hands on your lap anyways? Friends or friends? :p Also, what is the finnish word that you mean by “grand”? I’m having difficult time visualizing this scene. :D

Do you measure sitting down or standing up ?

base,it’s french.

It’s bonepressed. I measure standing up.

So what are your flaccid measurements?

So is this, manhandling friend’s lap-area a french thing, then? :D

My flaccid size varies alot,at best it’s 6.5 inches and usually 4-5 inches.

Base it’s not a french thing,it’s a black guys thing,that’s how they measure each others sizes…I don’t really know he just did it for some reason,maybe he thought that I was small or something.

How long and how many days a week do you jelq for?

A black guys thing??

If I put my hand on any of my black friends lap I don’t think they’d appreciate that!

dongdon.Sorry I meant that as a joke…lol,I guess it’s my friend’s thing.

slackjawedyokel, I jelq for 60 minutes,7 days a week.

Well if it’s a gay party, then I guess that would be ok. No pun intended

^it wasn’t a gay party.