PE/Military

I am thinking about joining the national gaurd. Anyway, the funny thing is that one of the reasons that I am reluctant is becuase of the serious damper this is going to put on my PEing! I mean, i think I might be able to walk away from long absences from home with a increased BPEL, mabe slightly, but I have a feeling I will lose some girth. All you military guys out there, will I be able to pull of 15-20 minutes of stretching in my bed at night under the covers. Thats the plan, and mabe some dry jelqing if I feel like I can get away with it.

Any comments or advice would be appreciated.

Man your really dedicated, you need to warm up though with that stretching plan, I don’t know what the showers are like in the military, I assume they are private.

I doubt the showers are private man. And also, I think ill just get wood for like 5 minutes before hand. That will have to do for a warm up.

Could probably work! Maybe you could sit in a toilet cubicle and do part of your workout?

Get one of the other blockheads to do it for you, or you could share your secret with the rest of the barracks. They do say you can’t keep secrets in the army.

Incidentally, I’ve noticed that the US Army seem to be putting out a lot of soldier porn lately, or at least encouraging military themes in porn publications, presumably in efforts to try and improve the public perception of US warfare policies against Iraq.

Anyway do what you feel is right :-)

God bless and may peace be with you.

Private Showers? Not in boot. Not toilets either. And you will have neither unscheduled time nor privacy to yank your crank during basic/AIT [unless things have changed a lot.

And hotwrap- what make him or anyone else there a ‘blockhead’?

When I was in army (Finland’s army) filling my citizen duty, I did sometimes dry jelqs and stretching sitting on a toilet seat. Anyway, I didn’t even think doing any serious PE in army, but we got often weekends off, so I did some PE at home.

If you do something on bed under sheets, I think it will be soon noticed by someone. So if you want to keep your PE private, I don’t recommend it.

Anyone who fights for Bush needs their head checking in my opinion, but then again I know that everything is working perfectly for my benefit. So God bless you all!

There will be no time for Pe in basic. When I was in basic the showers are lined up next to each other with only a curtain. Kind of like at any gym. And you only have like 10 min to shower and gets dressed and shave.You get up at anywhere from 0400 to 0530. Lights out at usually 2200hrs. You are busy constanly throughout the day. At night you shine your boots,write letters and clean your locker. Also at night there is a firewatch, that is two soilders who stay up an watch the door and your platoon and such. Firewatch is done in shifts. So I doubt you will get time for PE.

Maybe you still have time to reconsider your lifes priorities? :-)

Yeap, this is basically what I figured. Looks like I will be taking a break. I will have to asses the situation when I get there and see if I can just get into long stretches laying on my side. These I could do for long periods of time without moving. But any jelqing is just to much movement and to risky. I would just really like to get out of this without any lenght or girth loses. Anymore thoughts would be great.

If there is doors in toilets and you have some time, I see no problem to have at least some maintenance routine. Even if there is no doors in your unit, there is usually doors in places like canteen, at least if it is open to civilians/ civilian workers.

Well I was in the Navy and the was no privacy until boot camp was over. Good luck!

If you haven’t got the time and privacy, then PE’ing is another Military Project in itself!

I remember when there was lots of people in the house, and I’d be running around trying to get on with my PE! But it never worked! 5 minutes over here Jelq, Jelq, Jelq, 3 minutes over there Jelq, Jelq, Jelq - BUMMER! FUCK THAT SHIT!

i’d say manual stretches and uli’s and/or manual clamping (reverse ok grip) with some squeezing should be able to go undetected in your bed at night.