PE while driving

I sometimes have long commutes and would like to take advantage of this time for my favourite hobby. So, I’m looking for suggestions.

What I’ve tried so far:

1. Hanging, using a Vacu-Hanger (very comfortable, btw) with a bungee cord hung over my shoulder, with the weight (5 lb.) suspended behind the seat. About as passive a method as you can get, I expect. Major advantage: not really visible from outside the vehicle.

2. Pumping. Not as passive, but effective nonetheless. Major disadvantage: could be visible from outside the vehicle.

3. Extender. This is really not practical, due to the seating position, clothing, etc.

Kegels are the safest and least obvious PE thing one can do on the road. The others risk diverting your attention from the road which doesn’t seem like something one should do in traffic.

I’d say that if using a VacuHanger with bungee to kneestrap under your pants would be OK. And fowfers. Anything, else - think again.

1. Imagine being hit by another vehicle, braking or crashing to a stop - and having to watch your 5 lb weight take off over your shoulder, through the front window, with VacuHanger and dick still attached to it… you’d bleed to death while the paramedics were searching the roadside for it.

2 - 3. Imagine being hit by another vehicle or crashing - off goes your air bag, sudden bending of tube or extender around the base, pressure agains your pelvic bone… broken bones, torn ligaments, puncture wounds in your abdomen from the extender bars. Plus the embarassment, and nomination to 2006 years Darwin Awards.

Actually, I find kegels more distracting, and I can’t do them for an hour :-) Hanging requires no effort—mental or otherwise—at all.

Also, I don’t think kegeling by itself does much for growth. In conjunction with pumping or clamping, sure…

4. Clamping, but only with a one-handed tighten/release method, such as the Air Clamp. However, I doubt this is practical anyway, as it requires an erection for an extended period of time. (Watching porn while driving: definitely not recommended.)

Can’t see that this scenario is possible. The weight is behind the seat, just an inch or two off the floor.

Things get tossed all over the place when you crash. I wouldnt want something attached to my dick that could get thrown around. I wouldn’t want to have my dick tied to the vehicle itself either.

But be my guest, take all the risks you want.

“Can’t see that this scenario is possible.”

Anything is possible.

OK, possible, but extremely unlikely.

All it takes is once. In a high speed impact, all kinds of crazy shit happens.

Will rethink the bungee cord. Two cords would reduce the odds even further. I.e., they have very large, open hooks at each end. Any slack should cause them to disconnect. (I know, still not foolproof.)

Just tie it to your knee with a kneestrap, for chrissakes! Even that is not foolproof, but at least it is tied to your body, and if the engine comes crashing in under the torpedo wall your knee is smashed up against your body, not away from it.

If you’ve been in an accident, added injury to your dick is the last thing you need.

Very. Bad. Idea. Just trust me on this one.

Get an ADS, seriously. Mgus is right again.

Besides, are you certain in this world of SUVs and Big Rig trucks that what you are doing would not be visible to other drivers? Remember, that when you are inside your car…the laws are not quite the same as being inside your home.

Only do kegels while driving, the others are way to dangerous as mentioned above.

Well, the vac. hanger offers some versatility. I’ll play with methods of attaching to myself. At two points, that is :-)

As for visibility, all is concealed. Except for the cord exiting out the top of my shirt, which I doubt anyone would notice.