Finally!! Someone started a thread where we can all swear at each other without getting banned.
Can we change the title to “blame anyone on this site for your problems thread”? I’m sure we can get to a 2.0 faster then the say anything you want thread.
I’ll go first. I blame god for my addiction problems. If he didn’t want me to get high, why did he make acting like a ass feel so good when your on substances? Sure the hangover sucks, but if you keep going the next day you can develop a habit and then have a blank black hole and not remember a thing. Really, it’s not me with the issues, it’s that prankster on top screwing with my free will.
I blame my family for thinking I had a problem. Really I had no fucking problem, they were the ones thinking I was fucking up. Me personally? I couldn’t give less shit.
I blame that two dollar crack whore I once fucked for the rash that won’t go away on my anus. Long story short, I was high, had no problem with letting her lick my rim, two days later I have a cold sore in my back region. Chick kind of told me she had herpes, but that fuck god made drugs so good that I didn’t have a problem with it.
In the mean time my parents stuck this idea in my head that I had a substance abuse problem, which in turn made me see the rash, and the ass like behavior. Now I am sitting here thinking I got a problem, finding it horribly painful to shit and sit, and none of it was any of my fault.
I’m glad I got that off my chest, now if I can just get this cold sore off my anus I’ll be good to take a dump on this thread without feeling the pain.
I can’t believe I actually pulled that whole rant off without directly insulting any member. (: