Penis Enlargement From 30 years Ago

I found a dusty old book comprised of Letters to Penthouse from the 1970s, and it had a whole section on Penis Size and some enlargement techiniques! I remember as a kid already being fixated on the possibility of increasing my cock size, and eagerly bought the book when I came across it somehow (garage sale?) in the 1980s. Here is one of the early PE stories:

All I can say is that PE is not rocket science. I’m sure this stuff has been thought about and tried for centuries, but how many people want to commit the time, effort, and ego to the task?

Like all Penthouse letters, that one looks like it was written by a professional writer.

The device was the subject of USPS complaint.
http://www.usps .com/judicial/1 … 76deci/4-15.htm

I can’t find anything else on the respondent there: Poston Distributing. Maybe Bob Guccione was involved somehow.

Neato

Al Gore AKA: George Jones

Wouldn’t we have ball helping anyone with that kind of attack from USPS today. Back then the poor guy wouldn’t have had a prayer of coming up with evidence to substantiate his claims. I wonder how many he sold and how many had any success. That would have been a real underground activity back then.

Aren’t we lucky Al Gore invented the Internet and now so many of us can laugh at scoffers while we go on to make our wives smile and we can sashay with our implements in mixed crowds.

Here is another Letter from the same book. This time I won’t use the quote, which made the last one sort of hard to read, methinks.

Letter to Penthouse, circa 1970
I read every so often in Penthouse of readers’ inquiries on how to enlarge the penis, and no one seems to come up with the answer. Perhaps my experience in Thailand as a Japanese PoW can solve their problem.

When passing near the Japanese sleeping quarters I often noticed round flagstones, of varying diameters, with a hole in the center. These stones intrigued me for some time until one day I saw how they were used.

Relaxing on the edge of his bed, naked, a Japanese soldier pulled his flaccid penis through the center hole, and then an erection ensured that the stone wouldn’t come over the knob. He then sat for as long as he could, letting the weight of the stone dangle from his erect penis. This must have been a painful process, but it seemed to be quite successful judging by the number of dangling penises I saw, and their length.

— H.T. (Name and Address Withheld), Ruislip, Middlesex, England

It is funny, I googled the "linga pendulum" too, and found that link. My goal was to find a copy of the story so I could cut and paste instead of typing. I failed in that effort.

Anyway, one thing that irked me about the text of the link was "Dr. Cordaro testified that the size of the penis is influenced genetically and by hormones [and that] it is not possible to increase the size of the penis through exercise."

It is so irritating the way "experts" always cling to the same dogma and echo each other’s crap instead of thinking outside the box and thinking for themselves; in short, actually thinking!

This "Toeing the Party Line" mentality crosses every profession and discipline, not just Medical Doctors, but they particularly seem to get a unique respect for their status, so it is especially irritating to have them so frequently uninformed.

I seem to remember PEnine mentioning he had come across an old jelq book sometime a few decades back. Can’t remember the specifics of that.

No wonder Japan lost the war. They were all sitting around waiting for their dicks to grow.

Al Gore didn’t invent the internet: he discovered jelquing. He was busy translating Arabic texts one day (y’know…like you do), and he happened to discover…

Oh no wait, I’m getting him confused with someone else.

Dammit.

I lost my train of thought. OH. I remember:

Sashay with our implements?

I want video.

{Just to make sure I'm doing it right, you understand.}

So what’s with the Al Gore jokes?

I think we have something in common with Al, what with all the nay-sayers.

An Inconveniet Truth, indeed.

I shudder to think I have anything in common with Al Gore.

Now you’ve got me worried. If the Japanize were into PE/war and the African tribes that used Yohimbe before going into battle with full erections, what’s going to happen to us PE’rs? Are going to go mad and attack the post offices and libraries?

You know Monty, somehow I think we’ll be ok.

Does anyone else think an erection in battle would be a liability? Just saying…

Not if you topped it off with a spear point and used it for a bayonet.

…hmm, that reminds me of a movie I once saw. It was a horror/suspense/thriller where the bad guy had an appliance that strapped on over a guy’s penis that had blades & barbs sticking out of it. He then made a guy wear it & threatened to kill him if he didn’t have sex with some lady. Of course, the evil appliance sliced the lady up inside and she died from the encounter. Anybody know the name of that movie?

Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman played cops, Kevin Spacey the evil man… Nine inch nails did the title music… It was about the seven deadly sins. Seven? Seven!