Back when I was really poor and found a pair of size 13 shoes, I stuffed some newspapers in the toes to wear them. This chick picked me up and wanted some, I gave it to her, she handed me $20.00. I told her payment wasn’t needed and she told me, “no, I want you to go out and buy some little shoes that fit, false advertising isn’t allowed.”
OK, so that’s a really old joke. But seriously, I did have one that after we got all busy saw my little dick and then said no, it wouldn’t do her any good. Oh well, she got a free eating I guess, then my turn didn’t happen.
My wife tells me it’s a bit smaller than normal but loves the things I do to her anyway. She also tells me that NOW it’s long enough but I just need to work on a little more girth. Yeah, I’ve had to work a little harder to satisfy her with a smaller than she likes penis. But, it’s good that she loves me enough to be honest about it…and the extra work is actually kind of fun. This kind of sexual honesty can actually make a couple closer.