Prevent small penis in public

I sort of had this problem too. Now my flaccid hang has gotten better and I hang a little larger then before :D

Im going to givie Fowfers a try !

DO NOT SHOW IT!

I figured I would have to explain this one. Not a very good joke.
The intent wouldn’t be to get other men to look away out of interest, so much as to provoke them to evacuate the restroom. A few years ago, if you remember, George Micheal was arrested in Beverly Hills for hanging out and soliciting sexual activity in public restrooms.

Ah, Barcelona. Man, I have some good memories of that place. Haven’t been there since the 70s. Is that club Barberellas still there.

:_pump:

Pumping before going to a nude beach is standard procedure in my book, along with a little liquid C and all the water you can drink, if you want to make an impression.

Just don’t get water intoxication. :leftie:

Hey, pgt7787. Let us know how your holiday in Barcelona goes. Wasn’t there also a club there call Sergeant Peppers? Are was that Palma? God, those days are a blur.

:warp:

And I can’t imagine why.

:gulp:

It is a little beach after all those family beaches. I think it is call MARBELLA PLAYA. Anyway. call the Taxi to go to the Port OLYMPIC which on it’s own is worth seeing. Then you just walk along the promenade outbound along the coast. You will see LOTS AND LOTS of good looking guys and girls playing at the beach. From the Olympic Yacht Port, it will take approximately 10 minutes to arrive the small nude beach which will be super-packed after office hours. The nude beach is just behind the Surf-board school. Have nice time I love Spain.

TinyTim, your George Michaels story is inaccurate in my opinion. It happened in Los Angeles 1998. An undercover cop flashed his unit (penis) at George Michaels in a washroom at the urinal. George Michaels didn’t think twice and flashed his unit back. The cop took that opportunity and arrested him for lewd conduct. L.A. cops are one of the worst cops in USA (Mark Fuhrman, LA riots, etc). I could go on and on. It’s suffice to say that a cop could easily gain fame and notoriety for arresting a celebrity. Since Hollywood is in L.A. I’m sure these cops are on the look out to ENTRAP any celebrities they see.

As you can see the cop thought/knew he was above the law in George Michael’s case.

And I guess Richard Gere was only constipated. The hospital staff hallucinated the gerbil.
Hugh Grant wasn’t getting a BJ from a prostitute in a parked car. He just spilled a drink and she was helping him clean it up.
I wouldn’t blame the cops for doing what they would do with any ordinary citizen as well, I would blame the media for reporting it. Do you remember the names of the policemen that performed the arrests of these celebrities (not Gere)? Nobody does because they didn’t get any attention, only the celebrities. The police make it public knowledge because it is the law. The media broadcasts it all over the world because it boosts ratings.
Only Mark Fuhrman is known because he testified in a highly publicised criminal case and made controversial statements.

Let’s not forget PeeWee Herman. Wasn’t he arrested for jelqing and doing manual stretches in a movie theater? :rolleyes:

Good one. I think we will have to rename this thread… “Name that Pervert”.

Avoid public bathrooms like I do. :\