Removing my own Kidney

Hi guys.

Just a quick question for the ADS community and maybe specifically Max Extender users.
When you wear it on a hard stretch for a while does your right kidney start to ache and feel like it’s being pulled down??

It’s been happening to me only when I wear the Max extender recently on a high tension.
And goes away when I take it off with a slight dull ache which goes away in 5 minutes and doesn’t appear again until I Extend.

I have had a Body Mot and I am pretty healthy in that area.
Am I pulling my kidney out through my penis?

Any feedback will be appreciated. (Apart from the “don’t be stupid” type of people)

Yours sincerely

Mr Whiskers

Body Mot?

Do a search on ligs, you’ll stumble across some good pictures somewhere. I don’t think the suspensory ligs attach up on the sides, I think they attach up on the front of the abdomen. But that would be the only explanation I can think of off the bat.

You don’t have a cat, by the way? I’ve understodd they love kidney, if it happens to come out.

I would imagine the pull on your penis is causing the duct from your kidney to the bladder to tighten and close., and the resultant full up of urine from the kidney is pushing against the kidney. Which is quit sensitive and causes the pain - Rather like having a Kidney stone. blocking the duct.

But if you start to get pain in the kidney at other times then a visit to the Doc is recommended.

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Listen to the guy from Glasgow Whiskers.

Don’t feed it to the cat. Sell it on E-bay to someone needing a kidney transplant.

I have considered removing my kidneys to improve my gut-pressed measurement.

There’s this story that goes around every once in a while about kidney removal, a bathtub full of ice and some rohipinal. This would certainly be a new twist on that story if you did manage to pull one out.

So wrong T, so wrong …. ;)

I’m sure we ought to wonder and suggest

Stop kid’ney me

Oh ok.
Funnily enough I have three cats. I am sure they would be more then happy to have some.

Well if I am not causing major damage while doing it I should be fine right?
Thank you Petitfaun it sounds logical.
And I would love to keep using my extender on this tension but if it’s going to kill me I will stop.

Has nobody else felt this?
And (Respect!) Thunder that is a very useful anecdote.

Certainly I think you should stop the high tension side of things. .

If it is what I suggested, then if you are inhibiting the urine flow, which means urine is stagnating in your kidney. Whch could lead to the formation of uric acid crystals ie kidney stones in your kidney.

And they can be about 100 time the pain you have at present.