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I think 789 really thinks you should bang her in the ass. ;)
Hey tps, dont be putting words in my mouth now. I will get in trouble around here. (again) Just kidding.
789
You all are still missing the point... The story was great and all but should have ass (and) some anal in it.- RWG
I just took a look at Godzilla’s pics to see what she saw and what she might have thought. At 5.5 girth and 7” bpel with a big head on it I don’t know if she could take that up the ass. Looks like the head might get stuck if you did get it in her. Those pics are from 12/29/03. Perhaps you are bigger than that now and she saw even bigger pics than that?
Well let’s get the poor girls email address and make sure she gets the right pictures. She will afterall need them for her lawsuit.
789
PS Godzilla, you know we are just yanking your crank dont you?
You all are still missing the point... The story was great and all but should have ass (and) some anal in it.- RWG
789
PS Godzilla, you know we are just yanking your crank dont you?
Agreed. It’s just my way of saying that is a good size you have Godzilla.
>>>Well let’s get the poor girls email address and make sure she gets the right pictures. She will afterall need them for her lawsuit.
LOL 789!
She and I worked this afternoon together… she got on my desk, stuck her ass high in the air and told me to fuck it…. so I did!
In my dreams… actually, everything seems cool.
Peace.
Start April, 2003: 5.75" BPEL, 5.25" Girth Current: 7.125" BPEL, 5.5"+ Girth still trying...
Well that’s a fucking boring end to what could have been a financially catastrophic nightmare event. Jeez I have had my own employees for the last 15 years and only one of them would I like to see the pictures on my computer (that I dont have by the way). However, I do have a pump, many versions of the Captains Wench, the Maxextender, 6 months of Androgel, various wrapping material, a small sewing machine, cloth, leather, hot glue, etc. I would just die.
Godzilla, a happy ending to an otherwise somewhat embarrassing situation.
I am sincerely glad and want you to know I was only making light of your situation while thinking what the hell I would do in the same.
789
You all are still missing the point... The story was great and all but should have ass (and) some anal in it.- RWG
I have decided not to say anything about it.. the girl likes her job and I like the girl’s work. I hope she stays for many years and helps me continue to grow my business.
Your business, (now that is one unusual name to give to your dick), whatever. Great idea that, show a few pictures, short discussion, instant appointment, done and dusted. “Hey everyone, I would just like to introduce you to my new personal PE assistant”.
Now that’s what I call the perfect example, of hands on, no nonsense managerial skills, in action and salary wasn’t even mentioned.
What I wouldn’t give to see her precise job description.
Donate to Thunder's Place and help save the daffodils :spin2: , but remember to add an extra 30 cents every time :leftie:
Does she happen to be 3’ tall with a flat head?
You all are still missing the point... The story was great and all but should have ass (and) some anal in it.- RWG
And deaf, mute, and her lips are permanently in the shape to take a cigar? <did I say that?>
I bet you’ll never gonna let that happen again.
I wouldn’t worry about it bro. Sexual harassment needs repeated, intentional behavior. Yours was an isolated accident. One key feature of sexual harassment is that employment decisions are based on whether the victim accepts the advances or not (another type is when you just make a sexually hostile work environment). I used to intern at a sexual harassment attorney’s office, who made a shitload of money by the way.
Like I said, I wouldn’t worry too too much. Of course even being innocent doesn’t help when you get sued.
If she brings it up say “oh those pictures, yeah I wish I really was that big” then tell her how your girlfriend did them in photoshop for a laugh.
The "average size" is usually over-estimated. Small guys don't take part in surveys and big guys jump at the chance.
Girl claims she had a huge ex? Stick a spider in the bathroom or a mouse in the kitchen and when she comes out screaming ask her how big the spider/mouse was...
>>>However, I do have a pump, many versions of the Captains Wench, the Maxextender, 6 months of Androgel, various wrapping material, a small sewing machine, cloth, leather, hot glue, etc. I would just die.
Hahahaha… yes, you would… of embarrassment.
>>>Godzilla, a happy ending to an otherwise somewhat embarrassing situation.
Yes, agreed. Hehehe!
I enjoyed it actually… the picture was not a close up like the one on the forum… it’s me standing in front of a mirror with my pants down and my shirt pulled up… revealing my flaccid somewhat longish and thickish, just stretched and jelqed dick… hahaha and it was for ‘archival’ purposes as I strive for 7”.
Also, I had just trimmed my pubes… hahaha… it’s the pic I would like to show but never would… and if she or anyone else were to see my pic, this would be the one to show.
Seems everything’s back to normal at the office.. no funny looks… no unusual comments and no letters from any law firms.
Thanks everyone for being so lighthearted and fun with this situation!
Peace!
Godzilla
Start April, 2003: 5.75" BPEL, 5.25" Girth Current: 7.125" BPEL, 5.5"+ Girth still trying...
Seems everything’s back to normal at the office.. no funny looks… no unusual comments and no letters from any law firms.
Law Firms may not always overnight stuff!
You may have the bad news in the mail!
Just kiddin :D
You can get sued for that!?
I thought you would have to slap her ass to get a lawsuit?
Cas
Loved going to Cuba! :)
I'm surprised that Americans can't go because their government says they can't!
Are you sure you didnt accidently on purpose allow her to see the picture…