Seen naked at work!!!

Well, my fellow PE brothers and sisters… something kind of funny happened today.

I am the owner of a small computer consulting firm for about 12 years now… and not one of my employees has ever seen me naked… until now. My newest hire, a cute, chubby, 23 year old entry level office assistant, who just started no more than 3 months ago… needed my assistance after screwing up the buttons on our website. She sat across from my desk as I turned my computer screen to show her how to fix the problem when… I select ‘Insert a Picture’ and five thumbnails of me and my penis appear.

I calmly clicked the screen away but it was at least 3 to 5 very embarrassing seconds… I turned red as a beat and she laughed a nervous laugh… in my mind I was pleased since I looked my largest ever (the pics were of me flaccid)… and she said “I don’t want to know who I just saw naked.”

I told her if she saw a penis, it was me because the only naked men pictures on my PC are of me… and if she saw boobs, it was not me. She said she saw penis.

Hahaha, I can’t do anything but laugh about it for now and I hope there aren’t any unfortunate professional ramifications.

Oh what a wonderful laugh that supplied. I couldn’t imagine how I would feel if that were to happen to me. (If I were you). Now you will be the talk of the office. Watch for the ladies starting at your crotch.

Law suit waiting to happen. Sexual harassment. Those pics should require a password so mistakes won’t happen.

Yeah, you shouldn’t have said they were you.

starting=staring. Well all seriousness aside, it is still one of those things you look back on and laugh at.

That is too funny. I dont have any pictures of myself naked, anywhere. I hang, pump and wear my max extender at the office, but I lock the outside door, turn on the alarm and lock my own office door.

Wow, I dont know how I would explain this. I have a half dozen female employees and I am self conscious of my swollen dick after doing my excercises first thing in the morning.

My only advice —
1) Dont ever mention it again.
2) Deny, Deny, Deny or
3) Deny, Diminish, Defend

Good luck
789

LMAO, that has to be one of the funniest things I have heard lately.

Now, DELETE, DELETE, DELETE!!!

Delete for sure. Continue PEing and grow more and more, this way if anything is ever said about it, you can show it couldn’t possibly have been you because you are even thicker and longer than the guy in the pictures :) . Case closed.

DELETE, DELETE, DELETE!!!

DONE, DONE, DONE!!!

ps. you cannot password a jpg… not that i know of…. anyone else know how?

Put it in a folder and password the folder.

Or a separate drive and password the whole drive.

Any chance of her accessing your browsing history? Or getting someone else to?

I’m thinking she has already searched your hard drive for more pics. Probably e-mailed them to herself.

I think a separate drive is probably the best idea… not sure yet how to password protect tho.

She can tell one of the IT guys at the office… i deleted the pics but someone is sure to find something on me… time will tell and we shall see. Right now I cannot do a thing about it but laugh… delete files and hope the poor girl is too embarassed to mention to any of the guys in the office… the girls will know all about it first thing tomorrow…

Let them laugh! Let them drool… but please don’t let them sue!

Based on what I know from this girl… nothing more will be said about it unless I bring it up.

No true-er words can be said.

Don’t put dick pics on your office machine! Problem averted. Oh wait, too late ;)

If all you’ve done is save pics and browse to Thunder’s then it shouldn’t be too hard to delete/move the pics elsewhere and clear your tracks.

Yep…don’t put them on the office machine, he said typing on his company laptop.

I’ve created a folder, buried it, then removed all access from anyone save me…this includes the local administrator group so the IT folks can’t get at if they access it across the network.