The advantages of PE in the shower
Hello friends and welcome to another addition of Shower Power! Today we’re going to discuss the advantages of showering, again!
We all know a daily shower is good for cleanliness and gives the skin and hair a healthy shine and glow, but did you also know showering creates a healthy and advantageous PE envoirment! That’s right, even the smallest member can become hangin’ in a warm shower! It equals the warming power a hot wrap, but.. *Cough, wheeze, gag,cough,choke* sorry, must have got a tonail caught in my throat! It equals the warming power of a hot wrap, but lasts longer!
Yes folks, the power of the shower provides and endless array of advantages for enlarging your unit today!
And don’t forget about jizz sticking to your hand and shower if you masturbate, the combination of chlorine and the oil being stripped from you skin will make jizz an adhesive nightmare! Just use a little conditioner to blast through the cum like John Holmes through Bridget the Midget! It works every time!
Well that’s all for this episode of Shower Power!
Until next time, keep those units long and clean!
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