the "Bulge" game

Do you ever notice in the mirror that your bulge looks obscene? Maybe it is the opposite, almost unseen. I notice at work I get stares from most people, I caught my (female) boss checking my bulge several times. I laughed in my head, she looked so shocked and confused.

Maybe I have competitive nature, I try to accentuate my bulge slightly. Not make it stand out but let the girl’s know that what I have is a little extra. Being in the 7.5 - 7.75 zone I dont have much to brag about but I am ahead of most in the game. I jelq prior to work. It May sound nuts but the bulge game there is ridiculously out of control.

Does anyone have similar experiences?

jelq on, Burzum

I’m just over average at 6.75 but, I’m a shower. I get the seated crotch watchers. I catch them eyeing things when my pants tent up and I see their mind wondering. I never paid much mind to it till I became a member. Now it’s just plain funny.

Wouldn’t it be funny to stick your middle finger up, turn it upside down and wave it infront of your crotch, every time a woman starts to stare at it? lol. Making sure to keep your eyes fixed on hers so that when she looks up at you, she sees that you direct it towards her, letting her know that she has been completely busted. Then smile, shaking your head as if she really let herself down. lol

My wife noticed my bulge one day when I thought I’d give a cock ring a shot. I wasn’t hard at all, just “pumped” from the ring, and she just about flipped out, her eyes popped out of her head and she practically started drooling right there.

I don’t wear the cock ring now, but boy that was one fantastic day.

By the way, I looked at myself in the mirror and I could not see a difference, it must have somethign to do with perspective, or experience, I guess my wife has some “bulge watching” abilities that I don’t.

IW8

I think some of the guys do it to, bulge watch that is. Nothing wrong with it, just curiosity I suppose.

Gottagrow that is pretty damn funny, I will surely try it out someday.

Why more men don’t show it off.

If you’ve got 5 or more inches flaccid, it’s easy, and YOU OWE IT TO THE WORLD to show it off.

If you do wear a cock ring, or underwear that allows it to extend to the right across your upper leg, or hang down your leg, it is when you’re walking towards someone in full stride that the effect is most apparent.

When you’re standing still looking at the mirror, it all gets lost in the folds of the material……unless you’re erect or have very tight pants on, that is!!!

Totally. One day I wasn’t wearing any undies (not out of choice) and met a long time female friend for lunch.

My pants were made of thin linen and everything was visable, so I realised when I caught her staring with mouth agape at the outline of my flaccid donger. I can go between 5-6inch when flaccid, and it was a hot day on the aforementioned incident, so i think i was closer to the upper end of the scale. After that I think i got a little hard, and it just got worse.

The next time I saw her I was wearing jocks, and she seemed terribly cofused that this floppy ol’ thing wasnt hanging down my leg anymore, but this bulge had replaced it.

“It got a makeover”, I explained to her.

I catch my ex-wife bulge watching all the time now. I don’t wear tight pants or anything either. Tempting to cowboy up, and go buy a pair of nut-huggers. Let her stare, I say!

>>it is when you’re walking towards someone in full stride that the effect is most apparent<<

Finally, P9, someone has explained to me the Mystery of the Bulge! I’ve posted several times on this forum that I can never, ever notice a bulge when I look in the mirror, even when hanging big, and that I think we dick-obsessed guys are imagining all these supposed bulge-watchers.

Now I know to be looking for glances when *walking*, not standing around. :) I just looked in the mirror while walking toward it with my exercise pants on (thin nylon-type things), and MAN was my cock visible. I can’t believe I’ve never noticed this…

I never noticed the walking bulge being the obvious one.

I sometimes wear pretty tight pants but it is not to make my dick look big. I like the metalhead style. Be careful with tight pants j7158. In my past experiences I noticed that they can fold up funny in the bulge area. I had a terrible experience with carharts, it looked like I had a boner, and the worse thing was it stuck out about 2 inches.

What an awkward day that was.

I always wondered why some women didn’t look me in the eyes…by the way I’m serious.

There is definitely a “Bulge” game going on. Women partake is this game more than they will ever admit to. I like to wear to the Thera-P strap during the day sometimes. The looks I get are priceless.

I don’t believe all women are shallow but some of them just can’t help but take a second look sometimes and then smile at me. :)

Yeah, women can’t help it. They often don’t even do it intentionally, they are just programmed to do it. If you think about it, it makes sense why women would be programmed to look at the crotch. Evolutionarily speaking it would be useful because small penises need to be avoided due to them being common features of adolescents and aging men. Both things a female needs to avoid if she wants to have the best offspring and the best provider. A man with an average or bigger penis will be far more likely to be in his prime, not too young and not too old. The bigger the penis the more likely he is to be in his prime years and so women have evolved to pick up on this signal and be attracted towards it. The psnis becoming much larger on a young man could also signal to women that he is now coming of age and that he is the right age for breeding and bonding with. Triggering a switch in them to be more attracted towards him.

There are other reasons why a woman might look at a crotch, such as a conscious decision to do so. She might prefer the feeling of pleasure from a big cock, so might actively decide to look for a big bulged man. However, when it comes to women’s uncontrolable, subconscious erge to check out men’s bulges, it is, I believe for the first reason I gave. That is, because they have evolved to subconsciously and consciously look for signals that the man is in his prime years and the penis size being one of the main signals. Until PE came along, lol.

If we ever become geneticly engineered human’s, once we have fully mastered genetics safely in the next few centuries, we will be able to change the genetic programming so that women prefer average cocks or aren’t interested in bulge watching. Or are instantly turned on by us no matter what size the penis is.

“Yeah, women can't help it. They often don't even do it intentionally, they are just programmed to do it. If you think about it, it makes sense why women would be programmed to look at the crotch. Evolutionarily speaking it would be useful because small penises need to be avoided due to them being common features of adolescents and aging men. Both things a female needs to avoid if she wants to have the best offspring and the best provider. A man with an average or bigger penis will be far more likely to be in his prime, not too young and not too old. The bigger the penis the more likely he is to be in his prime years and so women have evolved to pick up on this signal and be attracted towards it. The psnis becoming much larger on a young man could also signal to women that he is now coming of age and that he is the right age for breeding and bonding with. Triggering a switch in them to be more attracted towards him.”

I don’t think this is accurate. Women stare at men’s crotches because they’re naturally interested in dick.

There are times when I know I have a noticeable bulge going on, and I know for sure that chicks are noticing. Not only have I caught them looking, but some have asked me questions about my jeans… like what brand of jeans they are, or where did I get them, etc… But c’mon now, I know what’s really up with that. They’re really curious about what’s IN my pants. I love it. Let ‘em look. I take it as a compliment. I wish girls stared at my bulge every day!