The fat dick event

I want to share a story with you guys. A story of one man, gaining and losing as much girth as some people strive to gain in a lifetime… All in one day. I’ll share with you my “Fat dick event”.

Last monday, when I woke up, I was in the mood for some edging (trying to solve my premature ejaculation problem) and I was already hard, so the logical conclusion was to grab my dick. Imagine my surprise when it felt thicker than ever before. Way thicker. I ran quickly to the bathroom and measured my girth with a piece of toilet paper. I didn’t know where the measuring tape was and I didn’t want to lose it, so I just went with that improvised way of measuring. Sure, maybe that’s not the most accurate way to do it, but how much error could there be. After all, I was not measuring in order to enter new stats, just to figure out if my hands had gotten smaller or the other way around. I made sure that I didn’t rip the toilet paper by being careful, I didn’t fold it or something, that could’ve returned even more inaccurate results. Then I went to measure the piece of toilet paper with a ruler… As I said, I felt that my dick was fat, but I didn’t expect that. 5.1”. Sure, I might’ve measured inaccurately with the toilet paper, but that wouldn’t have produced an error of more than half an inch (I’m currently around 4.5” EG, but I haven’t updated my signature). 5.1 inches. Holy shit (for me at least).
Later that day I wanted to see how things were - 4.5”. The big girth wasn’t there anymore.

So, I don’t know what made that happen, but I’d very much like to know. I spent the last week trying to recreate the days prior to the “Fat dick event”, eating the same stuff, doing the same PE routine, etc. No luck though. The only thing I haven’t done the same way is my leg day at the gym. Today is it, though, and I’ll be paying close attention to my morning wood for the next couple of days. Oh, also, I stopped watching porn, I hope that was not it.

So, guys, what’s your take on this, what was the trigger behind the “Fat dick event” that occurred one week ago? I’d really love to gain half an inch of girth overnight and this time - keep it.

Your fairy godmother granted you one temporary wish. She’s quite the bit*h!! :)

Maybe you got stung by a kama sutra wasp.

Could well have been a consequence of training legs that day.

I have never had that happen in the morning but I do tend to temporarily gain around a quarter of an inch in girth after pumping or clamping. This usually last for a few hours but sometimes will stick with me all day. Maybe you just had an erection all night and that was say half of it and the other half might have been a inaccurate measurement.