The state of things...

If you’ve ever wondered why freshers sometimes doubt that PE works, take a look at this on ebay:

Wad, I think you should get an affiliate link to this on your site!

Here are a few cut and paste highlights:

“ONLY 3 DOSES ARE NEEDED. THE PENIS WILL GROW BY AT LEAST 3 - 4”

“SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH HAS ISOLATED THE SPECIFIC HORMONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE GROWTH OF THE PENIS”

“A STUDY BASED IN THE UK INDICATED THAT MOST OF THE NATURAL HORMONE IS ENVIRONMENTALLY LINKED TO THE WEST AFRICAN DIET THROUGH THE SOIL. HENCE THE DISPROPORTIONATE AMMOUNT OF MALES WITH A PENIS SIZE OVER 10” COMPARED TO AN AVERAGE 0F 6” IN THE UK.”

“A MALE WITH A PENIS SIZE OF 6 - 7” 2.6mg of penis growth hormone = penis size of 10”

“PLEASE NOTE: THIS PRODUCT IS ONLY SUITABLE FOR MALES WITH A PENIS SIZE BELOW 8”

I ordered mine!!!!!

LOL………………..NOT!!

This statement is supposed to convince you.

HAIR CONTINUES TO GROW AFTER ADOLESENCE AND SO CAN THE PENIS - PROVIDED THE HORMONES ARE PRESENT IN THE BODY!

Just because hair grows after adolescence your penis can too?

I have a little more hair down the shaft since I started PE. Hey, maybe it’s true?

I see some poor sucker has paid £15 = $27 for the magic to act in 3 doses. Yes 3 doses folks, will do it all

(Not guaranteed to do anything to some one over 8”)

Viewers are told ‘Your hair continues to grow - so can your penis.

Oh and it stops the penis shrinking after 30.

I wonder could I try something along these lines:

Well folks You’ve heard of NO you have heard of Nox2 and You’ve heard of NOx3. But this product, THIS PRODUCT will do it all .

Taken by all, yes folks ALL (without exception) the best bodybuilders and those with huge, Do I say HUGE, Yes I mean HUGE penises. You cannot be without it. This is the ultimate you have been waiting for.

H2O folks Yes H2O I am almost giving away this truly remarkable product, not in 1 small bottle But in 4 YES 4 2 Pint bottles .

You will find it freshens the breath, removes fur from the tongue, Increases Urine content, and clears the eyes, As well as cleaning, yes cleaning Your penis.

$50 to you sir, Thank you and YOU sir, (continue this as long as you wish)

No PE’er should be without it!

But if you lose your hair, your dick will fall off Samson. Mwuhahaha!

And if my dick stands up straight, Will I look like Ken Dodd?

Hair gel makes my hair as stiff as a board….

hmmmm…