THE TUNICA IS THE DEVIL! Pan squeeze it

I am convinced that my tunica is the devil. Sonofabeech!!! I cannot get a good grab on him! I am determined to create an environment of “constant repair” for my tunica. Hear me out. Please advise. My wienie is conditioned by now, and I am on a quest for girth.

Cable Clamps. These seem to be the “latest and greatest” on the board. I am so pleased to hear of their arrival and use by some of the members. I used to double up a rubber band as a cockring and use it for sex and light PE. Let me tell you, getting that sucker off always hurt like hell.

Therefore, I arrive at the PAN Squeeze. I ask you all to carefully visualize this with me as I think it is a very effective technique but would like your input. Note: my wienie is conditioned.

What would happen if I “cable clamped” a 90% erection, then while on my knees, laid my erection flat on a coffee table, and then proceeded to take a rolling pin to it. Mind you, I tried this a couple times before (sans cable clap and with a rubber band) and suffered slight injury. I stopped. But what variation of this technique would safely work? I am seriously thinking of incorporating this into my routine! It is very similar to the PAN squeeze. Pan claimed tremendous girth gains from “kneading his dough.”

Please chime in. Think about it. I think this would exert tremendous pressure on the tunica!

Grig.

How many dicks do you have Grig?

Just one, Thunder. I take it from your response that you consider this a dangerous adventure. I submit it to you as a request for an experiment. I do not know Pan. I only read some of his claims in the archives.

I suffered some discoloration from it when I tried it a couple months ago. The spots quickly disappeared so I determined them to be “normal”.

I am seriously thinking of trying this again. Slowly. Physically and anatomically it seems to make sense.

Grig

Yes, dangerous.

Have you tried other girth exercises? Have you looked at building a Uli device?

T-
Just out of genuine curiousity, why are you so wary of Pan Squeezes?
They have been detailed and promoted in the past but this is the first I’ve heard of anyone in authority panning the Pan.

Is it the rolling pin? The high degree (90%) of erection that Grigli notes?

I have heard a lot of the Uli device. And I think I even looked at the blueprints to build one. It’s pretty much a type of base clamp, right? Isn’t it a PVC section with a hose clamp? I may be confusing it with the Bib hanger. I can’t remember. I am heeding your words of caution but I fail to see the differences between what I described and a horse440 or reverse jelq. All I am saying is, clamp it off at a decent erection level and pressure roll the sides of the tunica.

Thanks, Capn. You, as a veteran, put into words what I couldn’t. But that’s why I posted this. I wanted to be careful and get some help before blindly trying. What ever happened to Pan anyways?

It doesn’t make sense to me to try and roll a cylinder flat. What happens is the cylinder cracks.

Try this exercise. It is similar to the jelq squeeze, but different in the fact that your hands are continually replacing each other on each jelq stroke instead of having one remain at the base as in the jelq squeeze.

Girth Blasters New Jelq Technique

gprent,

Yes, a hard or concrete cylinder will crack. But in living human tissue-microtears form. Stresses are applied to the sides.

Everyone, please don’t visualize me taking a rock hard cock and rolling a car over it. That is not what I am thinking about. Rather.. a 80%-90% erection and gently letting a rolling pin apply the stress. All the while letting careful examination (not pain) REGULATE my stress level.

I am now going to go check out the link that you sent me. Thanks!

All I have to say is that the Capt. is awesome. I am using his homemade bib hangar…the Capt.’s wench with a slight modification and I am good to go. There is nothing like hanging weights from your dong. It feels real good and I get a good lig stretch from it. I am now addicted to it. My only problem is that when I start to strap it on, my wanker gets aroused, and I do not know why? Anyways, Thanks Capt.

I am willing to try the rolling pin Pan thing one of these days. I am working on length now.

Was: 6.75 X 5.
within a good months time: 7.00 x 5.25

Due to hanging, my flaccid size has increased from 2-3 inches to 4.5 inches and it seems heavier. I have done a lot of jelqing, but, I slowed down on it for more hang time. It is addicting.

Thanks again Capt.

Grigli,
>Thanks, Capn. You, as a veteran, put into words what I couldn’t. <

Veteran? Grigli you and I have been members of Thunder’s for the exact same amount of time. The only reason my post count is “slightly” higher than yours is because I have an uncommon talent for spontaneous turkey jokes.

Even before Thunder replies, I’ll say that I personally have never liked Pan Squeezes. I think that a person exposes themselves to a host of dangers, most specifically damage to the urethra. This is total speculation on my part, but I’d rather follow my instincts on this one.

Grig- If you are able to create and maintain a “squeezed off” erection you really should check Bib’s threads on using his Uli Thing. It’s a relatively passive way to gain girth. You’re already halfway there - just leave out the rolling pin.

-Cap

Yeah, the idea of a rolling pin bothers me Cap.

Thunder-
Roger that. Over…

BigCat,
>My only problem is that when I start to strap it on, my wanker gets aroused, and I do not know why? <

I really don’t know why either, but you’re not the first to note getting aroused when the Wench wraps herself around your unit.
Maybe because she’s so sexy? Why doesn’t this happen for me?

But as I asked…anyone know what happened to Pan?

>Just out of genuine curiousity, why are you so wary of Pan Squeezes?

Done as suggested above, you’d be mashing the dorsal side of an engorged penis with a rolling pin. Bad news.

Personally, I find Cable Clamps uncomfortable. They aren’t wide enough, being only about 1/2”. Seems most are using them as intense cock rings instead of true Extreme Uli things.

For Extreme Ulis, you want to shut off all blood flow. More importantly, you want to clamp off in a way such that the final tightening puts an extra whammy on already extreme engorgement. Read past threads about EU’s.

Short version: Wrap, and let blood build ahead of the wrap. Attach the thing loosely. Gradually tighten, allowing more and more engorgement to build in front of the thing. Finally, cinch the thing down tightly, fully shutting off inflow and outflow, and bumping the engorgement level up to max while doing so. The time limit for EU sets is 10 minutes maximum.

Beginners shouldn’t be doing EU’s. Keep it simple and easy. If you want to dabble with constriction gadgets, start by “wrapping for girth.” Do a search on that phrase for more info.

Sorry for taking this somewhat off topic.